Screenshot | Title | Appear in | Cutaway Owner | Episode Order | Season No. |
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Blowing Brian's mind | Road to the Multiverse | Stewie Griffin | 1 | 8 | |
Stewie says that he can blow Brian's mind like the steropticon did to Americans in 1910. | |||||
Mayor McCheese | Road to the Multiverse | Stewie Griffin | 2 | 8 | |
Stewie tells Brian of a universe in which Lee Harvey Oswald assassinated Mayor McCheese. | |||||
A dog-eat-dog world | Road to the Multiverse | Human Brian | 3 | 8 | |
Human Brian says that they live in a tough world and that you hear about it on the news every night. | |||||
Cat turf war | Family Goy | Lois Griffin | 1 | 8 | |
Lois claims that Peter being infatuated with the cutout of Kathy Ireland is the stupidest thing he's done since he got into a turf war with a cat. | |||||
Lady Macbeth | Family Goy | Peter Griffin | 2 | 8 | |
Peter says he feels betrayed worse than when Lady Macbeth betrayed Duncan. | |||||
Stewie's pediatrician | Family Goy | Stewie Griffin | 3 | 8 | |
Stewie says finding out he's Jewish has rocked his world as much as when he went to his pediatrician. | |||||
Quagmire's spinoff | Family Goy | Brian Griffin | 4 | 8 | |
Brian points out that people tend to overboard on things, like Quagmire did when he thought he was getting a spinoff. | |||||
Peter's "Parker Lewis" phase | Family Goy | Lois Griffin | 5 | 8 | |
Lois accuses Peter of acting crazier than when he went through his "Parker Lewis" phase. | |||||
Mentally-handicapped rooster | Family Goy | Peter Griffin | 6 | 8 | |
Peter doesn't want Lois to drag the family down with her Jewish heritage like a mentally-handicapped rooster. | |||||
Living with elephants | Spies Reminiscent of Us | Peter Griffin | 1 | 8 | |
Peter tells an elephant in an exchange program that he hopes his son is having a better time with his family there. | |||||
Fat women discover Diet Coke | Spies Reminiscent of Us | Peter Griffin | 2 | 8 | |
Peter claims Cleveland's bathroom as the greatest discovery since fat women discovered Diet Coke. | |||||
Victorian girl ghost | Spies Reminiscent of Us | Peter Griffin | 3 | 8 | |
Peter says that having Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase over will be way better than the Victorian girl ghost. | |||||
Honorary spies | Spies Reminiscent of Us | Dan Aykroyd | 4 | 8 | |
Dan Aykroyd tells of Ronald Reagan making im and Chevy Chase honorary spies. | |||||
Dazed and confused | Spies Reminiscent of Us | Stewie Griffin | 5 | 8 | |
Stewie struggles to remember the cutaway when knocked senseless. | |||||
Russian cutaway gag | Spies Reminiscent of Us | Vladimir Putin | 6 | 8 | |
Vladimir Putin presents a Russian cutaway gag. | |||||
Mike Brady's first marriage | Spies Reminiscent of Us | Mayor Adam West | 7 | 8 | |
Mayor Adam West notes that the day has taken a bad turn, like Mike Brady's first marriage. | |||||
White track stars | Brian's Got a Brand New Bag | Peter Griffin | 1 | 8 | |
Peter claims DVDs are outdated and outmoded, like white track stars. | |||||
Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown | Brian's Got a Brand New Bag | Brian Griffin | 2 | 8 | |
Brian says he and Rita get along better than Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown. | |||||
Bad impressions | Brian's Got a Brand New Bag | Brian Griffin | 3 | 8 | |
Brian points out that the family, and particularly Peter, usually don't make a good impression on Brian's dates. | |||||
Malcolm in the Middle season 15 | Brian's Got a Brand New Bag | Brian Griffin | 4 | 8 | |
Brian points out that Rita isn't too old, like Malcolm in the Middle in season 15. | |||||
Women of the Olympics | Brian's Got a Brand New Bag | Peter Griffin | 5 | 8 | |
Peter tells Brian that sometimes life hands you disappointments, like that Playboy issue. | |||||
Failing mall | Hannah Banana | Peter Griffin | 1 | 8 | |
Peter says helping Chris with his homework sounds worse than a trip to a failing mall. | |||||
Evil Monkey finale | Hannah Banana | Chris Griffin | 2 | 8 | |
Chris claims the Evil Monkey is one of the reasons he can't study. | |||||
Ellen Barkin | Hannah Banana | Peter Griffin | 3 | 8 | |
Peter hopes Chris does better on his science test, more than God did when he left the iron on Ellen Barkin's face too long. | |||||
Mentally Challenged Suicide Bomber | Hannah Banana | Peter Griffin | 4 | 8 | |
Peter tells the Evil Monkey that he'd missed him so much, like when America was attacked by mentally challenged suicide bombers. | |||||
Books that look like DVDs | Hannah Banana | Peter Griffin | 5 | 8 | |
Peter claims that Chris is a big disappointment, like things that look like DVDs from far away. | |||||
Sir Henry Giantholeinthetorso Wickenshire | Hannah Banana | Stewie Griffin | 6 | 8 | |
Stewie deduces that Miley Cyrus was built by Disney so she could never fail, like the world's most successful duelist Sir Henry Giantholeinthetorso Wickenshire. | |||||
Basement find | Quagmire's Baby | Peter Griffin | 1 | 8 | |
Peter notes that it is amazing what you can find in your basement. | |||||
Shrunky Dunks | Quagmire's Baby | Peter Griffin | 2 | 8 | |
Peter says that paying $50 for Quagmire's ham radio is a bigger rip off than Shrunky Dunks. | |||||
1950s food | Quagmire's Baby | Stewie Griffin | 3 | 8 | |
Stewie claims the peanut paste he feeds Bitch-Stewie is healthier than what people ate in the 50s. | |||||
Palestinian alarm clock | Quagmire's Baby | Peter Griffin | 4 | 8 | |
Peter declares that the ham radio is more worthless than his Palestinian alarm clock. | |||||
Radical penis enlargement | Quagmire's Baby | Peter Griffin | 5 | 8 | |
Peter tells Quagmire that sometime you just have to make a decision and go with it, like Peter's radical penis enlargement. | |||||
Statler without Waldorf | Jerome Is the New Black | Peter Griffin | 1 | 8 | |
Peter says that without Cleveland they're a man short, like Statler without Waldorf. | |||||
Other people's kids | Jerome Is the New Black | Peter Griffin | 2 | 8 | |
Peter says that Quagmire finds Brian annoying, like people that won't shut up about their kids. | |||||
London Gentlemen's Club | Jerome Is the New Black | Peter Griffin | 3 | 8 | |
Peter says that without a black guy, they're as boring as the London Gentlemen's Club. | |||||
York Peppermint Patty | Jerome Is the New Black | Peter Griffin | 4 | 8 | |
Peter proclaims Jerome cooler than a York Peppermint Patty. | |||||
Lois tells Peter about Jerome | Jerome Is the New Black | Lois Griffin | 5 | 8 | |
Lois says that she remembers exactly what she and Peter were doing when she told him about Jerome. | |||||
Black Jesus I | Jerome Is the New Black | Stewie Griffin | 6 | 8 | |
Stewie notes that Jerome has a crucifix necklace with a little black Jesus on it. | |||||
Joe's parrot | Jerome Is the New Black | Joe Swanson | 7 | 8 | |
Joe orders Peter not to ruin the guy's friendship with Jerome, like Peter did Joe's parrot. | |||||
Black Jesus II | Jerome Is the New Black | Peter Griffin | 8 | 8 | |
Peter prays to God and Black Jesus. | |||||
Recipe for disaster | Jerome Is the New Black | Stewie Griffin | 9 | 8 | |
Stewie tells Brian that trying to force a friendship with Quagmire is a recipe for disaster, like walking into an office of fat women with a flower bouquet. | |||||
Lewis and Clark and the guy who rips up maps | Jerome Is the New Black | Brian Griffin | 10 | 8 | |
Brian insists that he'll get along better with Quagmire than Lewis and Clark and the guy who rips up maps. | |||||
Chris Matthews | Dog Gone | Stewie Griffin | 1 | 8 | |
Stewie accuses Brian of getting a bigger head than Chris Matthews. | |||||
Animals killing animals | Dog Gone | Peter Griffin | 2 | 8 | |
Peter points out that animals kill other animals all the time. | |||||
Peter on the swing set | Dog Gone | Lois Griffin | 3 | 8 | |
Lois claims Consuela is even more stubborn than Peter. | |||||
Curious George Goes to his Gym Teacher's Apartment | Dog Gone | Stewie Griffin | 4 | 8 | |
Stewie says Brian is more upset than he was when he read Curious George Goes to his Gym Teacher's Apartment. | |||||
Come to the Caribbean | Business Guy | Peter Griffin | 1 | 8 | |
Peter believes Carter Pewterschmidt could sail his yacht all the way to the Caribbean. | |||||
Hamburger Helper | Business Guy | Peter Griffin | 2 | 8 | |
Peter tells Carter Pewterschmidt that he's his pal and wants to help, like Hamburger Helper. | |||||
German bedtime story | Business Guy | Peter Griffin | 3 | 8 | |
Peter claims Lois is a bigger downer than a German bedtime story. | |||||
New products montage | Business Guy | Peter Griffin | 4 | 8 | |
Peter presents new products for Pewterschmidt Industries such as "The African-American Heart Monitor", "Jeremy Irons Cereal" and "Scream-in-a-Box". | |||||
Peter's Christmas list | Business Guy | Lois Griffin | 5 | 8 | |
Lois claims Peter has gotten more annoying than when he makes his Christmas list. | |||||
Jeremy Irons Cereal II | Business Guy | Peter Griffin | 6 | 8 | |
Peter presents Carter Pewterschmidt with a box of Jeremy Irons Cereal. | |||||
Peter's cave | Big Man on Hippocampus | Peter Griffin | 1 | 8 | |
Peter figures that with $5000 he could buy that cave he always wanted and tell people to keep out of it. | |||||
Robin Williams' agent | Big Man on Hippocampus | Stewie Griffin | 2 | 8 | |
Stewie accuses everyone of pretending he's not there like Robin Williams's agent pretends he's still funny. | |||||
Foreign leftovers | Big Man on Hippocampus | Brian Griffin | 3 | 8 | |
Brian compares the smell of Stewie's diaper to reheated foreign food at work. | |||||
Simulated sex | Big Man on Hippocampus | FOX | 4 | 8 | |
Dwayne Johnson simulates sex between Lois and Peter. | |||||
Peter gets excited | Big Man on Hippocampus | Lois Griffin | 5 | 8 | |
Lois claims Peter is as excited as a porcupine meeting a pineapple. | |||||
Baby on a plane | Big Man on Hippocampus | Stewie Griffin | 6 | 8 | |
Stewie says a baby doesn't belong in the inner-city anymore than a baby belongs on a plane. | |||||
Mexican wedding | Big Man on Hippocampus | Glenn Quagmire | 7 | 8 | |
Quagmire claims his date with Lois is a sure thing, like a Mexican wedding. | |||||
Peter gets his memory back | Big Man on Hippocampus | Peter Griffin | 8 | 8 | |
Peter recounts getting his memory back. | |||||
Inevitable | Big Man on Hippocampus | Peter Griffin | 9 | 8 | |
Brian points out that sex with Quagmire is inevitable, like a fat guy ordering dessert. | |||||
"The Ballad of Billy the Kid" | Dial Meg for Murder | Peter Griffin | 1 | 8 | |
Peter claims he has more cowboy blood in him than Billy the Kid. | |||||
Goofy Goes to Hell | Dial Meg for Murder | Stewie Griffin | 2 | 8 | |
Stewie warns Brian that not all dogs go to Heaven. | |||||
Crazy chick hooks up with an even crazier guy | Dial Meg for Murder | Stewie Griffin | 3 | 8 | |
Stewie notes that Meg's relationship with Luke is similar to what happens when a crazy chick hooks up with an even crazier guy. | |||||
Predictable Meg | Dial Meg for Murder | Chris Griffin | 4 | 8 | |
Chris notes that he liked Meg better when she was more predictable, like the stock photos on a corporate web site. | |||||
Chinese NASCAR | Dial Meg for Murder | Meg Griffin | 5 | 8 | |
Meg tells Brian about going to China because they have NASCAR there now. | |||||
Starlight Express | Extra Large Medium | Lois Griffin & Peter Griffin | 1 | 8 | |
When Lois claims their walk in the woods is a better way to spend a Sunday, Peter says that starring in a production of Starlight Express was special and wanted the whole family to be there. | |||||
Stewie Defeats Truman | Extra Large Medium | Stewie Griffin | 2 | 8 | |
Stewie says that if he and Chris are rescued he'll consider running for political office again now that people have forgotten his last embarrassment. | |||||
Duck Founding Father | Extra Large Medium | Stewie Griffin | 3 | 8 | |
Stewie encourages Chris to seize the moment, like the duck founding father. | |||||
Confident Italian | Extra Large Medium | Stewie Griffin | 4 | 8 | |
Stewie tells Chris about being confident in any given situation like an Italian. | |||||
Taken for a ride | Extra Large Medium | Brian Griffin | 5 | 8 | |
Brian tells Lois she's being taken for a ride, like a snail on the back of a turtle. | |||||
Quagmire the condom | Extra Large Medium | Peter Griffin | 6 | 8 | |
Peter predicts Quagmire's death and reincarnation as a prophylactic. | |||||
Doggie dominatrix | Extra Large Medium | Chris Griffin | 7 | 8 | |
Chris accuses Ellen of being tougher than a doggie dominatrix. | |||||
Real fraud | Extra Large Medium | Peter Griffin | 8 | 8 | |
Peter claims Mr. Spock was a real fraud. | |||||
New boyfriend | Go, Stewie, Go! | Lois Griffin | 1 | 8 | |
Lois hopes Meg's new boyfriend is an improvement over the last one. | |||||
James Earl Jones | Go, Stewie, Go! | Stewie Griffin/Karina Smirnov | 2 | 8 | |
Karina claims that some people are just right for a part, like James Earl Jones as Darth Vader. | |||||
Jesus vs. The Meek | Go, Stewie, Go! | Lois Griffin | 3 | 8 | |
Lois fears lying to Peter, like when Jesus lied to the meek. | |||||
Nervous driver | Go, Stewie, Go! | Meg Griffin | 4 | 8 | |
Meg says grandpa makes her nervous while driving. | |||||
Mayor Adam West laugh break I | Go, Stewie, Go! | Stewie Griffin | 5 | 8 | |
Mayor Adam West get a laugh out of Stewie's joke. | |||||
Future Peter | Peter-assment | Peter Griffin | 1 | 8 | |
Peter sends a message to his future self. | |||||
"The Guy in the White Hat" Griffin | Peter-assment | Peter Griffin | 2 | 8 | |
Peter vows to be right in the middle of the action, like his uncle "The Guy in the White Hat" Griffin. | |||||
Doe-eyed Peter | Peter-assment | Angela | 3 | 8 | |
Angela has a Peter fantasy when she notices his eyelashes. | |||||
American brothers in China | Peter-assment | Peter Griffin | 4 | 8 | |
Peter claims that his date with Angela will be easier than an American finding his brother in China. | |||||
Mein Kampf | Brian Griffin's House of Payne | Stewie Griffin | 1 | 8 | |
Stewie asks Brian if he feels like Adolf Hitler did after he wrote Mein Kampf. | |||||
A day at the park | Brian Griffin's House of Payne | Chris Griffin | 2 | 8 | |
Chris says that a hat would have really helped Stewie that day at the park. | |||||
Stuffing the ballot box | April in Quahog | Peter Griffin | 1 | 8 | |
Peter assures Brian he's voted, like the time he stuffed the ballot box at the Oscars. | |||||
Coldplay | April in Quahog | Peter Griffin | 2 | 8 | |
Peter is certain he can get kicked out of jury duty just like he got kicked out of Coldplay. | |||||
Ants at a picnic | April in Quahog | Peter Griffin | 3 | 8 | |
Peter rants about ants stealing his pie at a picnic. | |||||
Last day montage | April in Quahog | Tom Tucker | 4 | 8 | |
Tom ponders how people are spending their last day while Jesus confronts Mort Goldman, Mayor Adam West punches the constellation of Orion and Quagmire has sex with Bonnie. | |||||
Youthful shenanigans | April in Quahog | Peter Griffin | 5 | 8 | |
Peter says he feels like an old guy reliving his youthful shenanigans. | |||||
Rapacious Cavalryman | April in Quahog | Peter Griffin | 6 | 8 | |
Peter buys a musket and says he's always wanted to save a Native American woman from a rapacious cavalryman. | |||||
Highlights in history montage | April in Quahog | Tom Tucker | 7 | 8 | |
Tom salutes highlights in history including the Battle of Hastings, the Ottoman Empire and the first television broadcast. | |||||
Peter farts backwards | April in Quahog | Peter Griffin | 8 | 8 | |
Peter claims he can suck in his farts. | |||||
Jason Mraz | April in Quahog | Peter Griffin | 9 | 8 | |
Peter admits he's always screwing up, like that time with Jason Mraz. | |||||
Mayor Adam West laugh break II | Quagmire's Dad | Glenn Quagmire | 1 | 8 | |
Mayor Adam West get a laugh out of Quagmire's joke. | |||||
Aquaman's secret identity | Quagmire's Dad | Peter Griffin | 2 | 8 | |
Peter mentions his hero Aquaman, and his secret identity of Arthur Curry. | |||||
Denial | Quagmire's Dad | Peter Griffin | 3 | 8 | |
Peter claims Quagmire is in denial about his father, like a family in massive debt. | |||||
It's a trap | The Splendid Source | Peter Griffin | 1 | 8 | |
Peter vows to Lois that if they're walking into a trap at the school principal's office, he's going to make smart-alecky remarks while they're tied up back-to-back like last time. | |||||
Monkey scratch | The Splendid Source | Peter Griffin | 2 | 8 | |
Peter presents an ape scratching himself as a reward for sitting through the episode. | |||||
Juicy Fruit | Something, Something, Something, Dark Side | Peter Griffin/Han Solo | 1 | 8 | |
Han Solo launches a Juicy Fruit commercial. | |||||
R2-D2's Niece | Something, Something, Something, Dark Side | Cleveland Brown/R2-D2] | 2 | 8 | |
R2-D2 insists on going to his niece's recital. | |||||
Big Brother | Something, Something, Something, Dark Side | Lois Griffin/Princess Leia | 3 | 8 | |
Criticism from Princess Leia launches a Big Brother-style commentary from Han Solo. | |||||
The Legion of Doom | Something, Something, Something, Dark Side | Cleveland Brown/R2-D2 | 4 | 8 | |
R2-D2 ponders what else could be in the swamp. | |||||
Join the Empire | Something, Something, Something, Dark Side | Stewie Griffin/Darth Vader | 5 | 8 | |
Darth Vader mentions the Empire's recruiting video. | |||||
Tom Selleck | Something, Something, Something, Dark Side | Chris Griffin/Luke Skywalker | 6 | 8 | |
Luke Skywalker calls out for Tom Selleck. | |||||
Watching grass grow | Partial Terms of Endearment | Peter Griffin | 1 | 8 | |
Peter says he'd rather stay home and watch grass grow than be stuck in a room full of people he doesn't know. | |||||
"God: He Knows What Turns You On" | Partial Terms of Endearment | Peter Griffin | 2 | 8 | |
Peter gives thanks to God when he thinks he's getting a three-way. | |||||
Sex with a mermaid | Partial Terms of Endearment | Peter Griffin | 3 | 8 | |
Peter claims a three-way tops sex with a mermaid. | |||||
One-way | Partial Terms of Endearment | Meg Griffin | 4 | 8 | |
Meg recalls having a one-way once. | |||||
Tearaway panties text | Partial Terms of Endearment | Peter Griffin & Naomi Robinson | 5 | 8 | |
Joe accidentally gets Peter's text intended for Naomi. | |||||
An Italian getting glasses | Partial Terms of Endearment | Lois Griffin | 6 | 8 | |
Lois claims having a baby is a life-altering decision, like an Italian getting glasses. | |||||
Pregnant Lois | Partial Terms of Endearment | Chris Griffin | 7 | 8 | |
Chris points out that Lois gets crazy when she's pregnant. | |||||
Meg dates The Count | Partial Terms of Endearment | Meg Griffin | 8 | 8 | |
Meg reminds Lois of the time she dated The Count. | |||||
Tiny race of people who live inside our carpet | Partial Terms of Endearment | Peter Griffin | 9 | 8 | |
Peter tries to convince Lois not to have her friend's baby by following his orders to co-exist just like he does with a tiny race of people who live inside their carpet. | |||||
Chromosomally-challenged cats | Partial Terms of Endearment | Stewie Griffin | 10 | 8 | |
Stewie points out that due to Lois' age, her baby could end up like one of those chromosomally-challenged cats seen on TV. | |||||
Indian food | Partial Terms of Endearment | Peter Griffin | 11 | 8 | |
Peter reminds Lois that having a baby is one of life's big decisions, like whether or not to eat Indian food. | |||||
Prouder than a peacock | Partial Terms of Endearment | Peter Griffin | 12 | 8 | |
Peter claims that deciding to save Lois' baby has made him prouder than the time he was a peacock. | |||||
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