Cutaway Gags Season 17

Screenshot	Title	Appear in	Cutaway Owner	Episode Order	Season No.
	The Suit-Chute	Married...With Cancer	Peter Griffin	1	17
	Peter mentions his pitch for a modified tuxedo.
	Kanye West	Married...With Cancer	Glenn Quagmire	2	17
	Quagmire promises to throw Brian a bachelor party crazier than anything Kanye West is up to.
	The Peanuts Movie	Married...With Cancer	Brian	3	17
	Brian gets more attention than the time he went to The Peanuts Movie.
	Great adventure	Dead Dog Walking	Peter Griffin	1	17
	Peter tells Brian that they'll have the greatest adventure since the astronaut that thought the lowest number was three.
	Them	Dead Dog Walking	Chris Griffin	2	17
	Chris insists that on staying off the grid.
	Stranger Things	Dead Dog Walking	Brian	3	17
	When Peter points out Jess and her mother complaining about Brian, Brian points out that he can hear everything, including the Stranger Things monster farting.
	Al Pacino maker	Dead Dog Walking	Stewie Griffin	4	17
	Stewie recounts the time Lois got hooked on coffee and bought an Al Pacino maker.
	Eddie Murphy bed	Pal Stewie	Stewie Griffin	1	17
	Stewie thinks Hudson is more fun than an Eddie Murphy bed.
	Cast of Parks and Recs	Pal Stewie	Peter Griffin	2	17
	Peter's cutaway in shortchanged by Tony Robbins.
	First time for everything	Pal Stewie	Stewie Griffin	3	17
	Stewie claims that there is a first time for everything, like when he built the Leaning Tower of Pisa out of Legos.
	Epitaph	Pal Stewie	Stewie Griffin	4	17
	Stewie always tells it like it is.
	Paul Hogan 1	Pal Stewie	Stewie Griffin	5	17
	Stewie notes that whenever someone claims something isn't what it is, Paul Hogan gets a royalty check.
	Paul Hogan II	Pal Stewie	Peter Griffin	6	17
	Peter makes the same statement.
	Victory shall be mine!	Pal Stewie	Stewie Griffin	7	17
	Stewie's catch phrase triggers a home interlude.
	Big surprise	Pal Stewie	Lois Griffin	8	17
	Lois finds Peter's new attitude a bigger surprise than a celebrity interruption on Saturday Night Live.
	Brian's wedding	Pal Stewie	Stewie Griffin	9	17
	Stewie promises to make a speech at Brian's wedding.
	Jean-Claude Van Damme I	Big Trouble in Little Quahog	Stewie Griffin	1	17
	Stewie expresses his satisfaction in getting revenge on Brian with a clip of Jean-Claude Van Damme.
	Girly Friendston	Big Trouble in Little Quahog	Stewie Griffin	2	17
	Stewie compares the microscopic world to his hot girlfriend.
	Nightcap	Big Trouble in Little Quahog	Exterminator	3	17
	The exterminator imagines a night with Peter.
	Jean-Claude Van Damme II	Big Trouble in Little Quahog	Stewie Griffin	4	17
	Stewie consoles himself after the deaths of his water bear friends with another clip of Jean-Claude Van Damme.
	Cocaine and sushi	Regarding Carter	Lois Griffin	1	17
	Lois notes that in the 80s, her father was always doing cocaine while having sushi business meetings.
	Black jeans	Regarding Carter	Brian	2	17
	Brian mentions that Peter was the only one not wearing black jeans at a Rush concert.
	Mario Kart	Regarding Carter	Elmer Hartman	3	17
	Dr. Hartman suggests that with Carter in a vegetative state that it is the ideal time to beat him in Mario Kart.
	Mad Men	Regarding Carter	Peter Griffin	4	17
	Peter pledges to support Carter when he is incapacitated, pointing out his experience in being Christina Hendricks' bra on Mad Men.
	Gérard Depardieu	Regarding Carter	Peter Griffin	5	17
	Peter tries to convince Meg that her life isn't as tough as the time he took Gérard Depardieu to Burning Man.
	Vikings	Regarding Carter	Lois Griffin	6	17
	Lois notes that Carter practices gratuitous animal testing.
	Going on Safari	Regarding Carter	Lois Griffin	7	17
	Lois hasn't been so happy since she went on Safari.
	Stained glass	Regarding Carter	Peter Griffin	8	17
	Peter wants to inherit Carter's money in order to turn himself into 100% stained glass.
	Shaquille O'Neal	Regarding Carter	Peter Griffin	9	17
	Peter notes that anyone can get mad, even Shaquille O'Neal.
	Causing a ruckus	Stand By Meg	Principal Shepherd	1	17
	Chris gets into trouble for causing a ruckus in class.
	Judgy, sitcom moms	Stand By Meg	Lois Griffin	2	17
	Lois can't take another party with judgy, sitcom moms.
	Deschanel #5	Stand By Meg	Peter Griffin	3	17
	Peter recalls being a perfume spokesman.
	Barber school	Stand By Meg	Chris Griffin	4	17
	Chris likes vocational school better than the barber school where all he did was pump up the chairs.
	Funeral flip flops	Stand By Meg	Stewie Griffin	5	17
	Stewie thinks helping Meg will be a challenge, like seeming to be sad while wearing flip flops.
	The Michelin Man	Stand By Meg	Rocko	6	17
	Rocko recounts a 'job' Chris did.
	Hair	Stand By Meg	Stewie Griffin	7	17
	Stewie notes that Meg will be doing a one-woman performance of Hair.
	Training for the Olympics	Griffin Winter Games	Meg Griffin	1	17
	Meg explains that she has been training for the Olympics for a long time.
	John Kruk	Griffin Winter Games	Lois Griffin	2	17
	Meg refuses a possible endorsement deal.
	New York Knicks	Griffin Winter Games	Stewie Griffin	3	17
	Stewie thinks Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir are the greatest thing to happen to sports since the New York Knicks changed their name.
	Oksana Baiul	Griffin Winter Games	Brian	4	17
	Brian confuses Tara Lipinski for Oksana Baiul, noting that the latter sounds something like what Gandalf would say at the foot of a mountain.
	Speed skater	Griffin Winter Games	Stewie Griffin	5	17
	Stewie was supposed to help the speed skaters get their tights over their thighs.
	Garth Brooks	Griffin Winter Games	Stewie Griffin	6	17
	Stewie tells the speed skater that Garth Brooks' pants are only a projection.
	Dominick the Donkey	Griffin Winter Games	Lois Griffin	7	17
	Lois recalls the time Peter ruined their trip to La La Land.
	The Police Station	Con Heiress	Joe Swanson	1	17
	Joe profiles Cleveland.
	Zookeeper	Con Heiress	Peter Griffin	2	17
	Peter agrees to teach Chris how to mow the lawn after his weekend job as a zookeeper with muscular thighs.
	Passive-aggressive alarm clock	Con Heiress	Stewie Griffin	3	17
	Stewie thinks that working together with Brian should help them get set, like a passive-aggressive alarm clock.
	Laughing hyena	Con Heiress	Brian	4	17
	Brian believes that if they can bag 'Pip,' they won't have to scrounge like a laughing hyena.
	Dinosaur walker	Pawtucket Pete	Peter Griffin	1	17
	Peter having two bosses is worse than when he was a dinosaur walker.
	Mascot gathering	Pawtucket Pete	Peter Griffin	2	17
	Peter gets to hang out with other mascots.
	The Joe Show	Pawtucket Pete	N/A	3	17
	Joe fantasizes about having his own show.
	Monkeys at Cochella	Pawtucket Pete	Peter Griffin	4	17
	Peter thinks being relegated to Brian's sidekick is worse than being a monkey at Cochella.
	Dasani	Pawtucket Pete	Chris Griffin	5	17
	Chris tells Brian he ruined 'Beaglemainia' like Dasani ruined water.
	The Bite Album	Pawtucket Pete	Chris Griffin	6	17
	Chris explains that Brian is recording an album to go along with 'Beaglemainia.'
	Mysterious voices	Hefty Shades of Gray	Peter Griffin	1	17
	Peter has heard mysterious sounds in the house.
	Bruce Jenner	Hefty Shades of Gray	Stewie Griffin	2	17
	Stewie recalls the show's prediction of Bruce Jenner in 2009.
	Addiction	Hefty Shades of Gray	Chris Griffin	3	17
	Chris notes the difficulty he had during his sugar addiction.
	Hooters	Hefty Shades of Gray	Peter Griffin	4	17
	Peter gets to be a problem at Hooters after 9pm.
	No nose	Hefty Shades of Gray	Peter Griffin	5	17
	Peter begins to look on the bright side of being gray, like being a garbage man with no nose.
	Sanguelto	Hefty Shades of Gray	Peter Griffin	6	17
	Peter stars in a blood-thinner ad.
	The Bachelorette	Hefty Shades of Gray	Peter Griffin	7	17
	Peter hasn't been on television since he had IBS on The Bachelorette.
	Chinese Starbucks cowboy	Trump Guy	Peter Griffin	1	17
	Peter assures the family that they'll fit in Washington D.C. like a cowboy in a Chinese Starbucks.
	Sleepy Hollow	Trump Guy	Lois Griffin	2	17
	Lois tells Meg that people hate a liar, like the closed captioning people hated Sleepy Hollow.
	Pressure	Trump Guy	Brian, Stewie	3	17
	Brian & Stewie note that Peter buckles under pressure like at a Billy Joel concert.
	Minions 3	Bri, Robot	Lois Griffin	1	17
	For Brian's birthday, Peter gives him a copy of Minions 3, in which Gru has been replaced by Harvey Weinstein.
	Cleveland's wardrobe	Bri, Robot	Stewie Griffin	2	17
	Stewie offers to help Brian with his autobiography, like he helped Cleveland with his wardrobe.
	Blue Man Group	Bri, Robot	Peter Griffin	3	17
	Peter has faced bigger challenges than being a massage therapist, such as when he was in the Blue Man Group.
	Sensors	Bri, Robot	Stewie Griffin	4	17
	Stewie implanted sensors throughout robot Brian's body.
	Model kit	Bri, Robot	Brian	5	17
	Brian and his robot double click together, like the pieces in Chris' model kit.
	Easily influenced	Bri, Robot	Glenn Quagmire	6	17
	Quagmire notes that Joe can be easily influenced.
	Good boy	Bri, Robot	Stewie Griffin	7	17
	Stewie can't bring himself to lie that Brian was a 'good boy' after the latter's death.
	Socks-on karate	Trans-Fat	Peter Griffin	1	17
	Peter wins at socks-on karate.
	Men's room	Trans-Fat	Peter Griffin	2	17
	Peter reminisces about his time spent in the men's room at the Pawtucket Brewery.
	Support	Trans-Fat	Peter Griffin	3	17
	Peter looks to his friends for support, just like when they supported Joe on a road trip.
	Dealing with it	Trans-Fat	Lois Griffin	4	17
	Lois recommends that family get used to dealing with Peter's sex change, just like when Chris $100 on a scratch-off lottery ticket and became insufferable.
	Space dog	Trans-Fat	Waiter	5	17
	A running gag of 'Space cats' ends with a Space dog holding the cats at gunpoint.
	Out of shape	Family Guy Lite	Peter Griffin	1	17
	Peter hasn't felt so out of shape since he took surfing lessons.
	"Faith"	Family Guy Lite	Peter Griffin	2	17
	Peter hasn't been so embarrassed since he forgot about the silent part in George Michael's "Faith".
	Quagsberry rules	Family Guy Lite	Peter Griffin	3	17
	Peter agrees to do anything that Quagmire asks him to do.
	Recently divorced	Family Guy Lite	Peter Griffin	4	17
	Peter wants to be free, like a recently divorced man with no kids.
	Petes headphones	No Giggity, No Doubt	Peter Griffin	1	17
	Peter thinks party busses are as awesome as a set of Petes headphones.
	Fiat	No Giggity, No Doubt	Peter Griffin	2	17
	Peter thinks a party bus is way better than when he drove a Fiat.
	Maury	No Giggity, No Doubt	Glenn Quagmire	3	17
	Quagmire phones the Maury show to tell Andrew he is not Courtney's father.
	Short hair	New Phone, Who Dis?	Peter Griffin	1	17
	Peter Doesn't mind missing work, like a secretary seeking reassurances about her overly short hair.
	Cutting out the middleman	New Phone, Who Dis?	Peter Griffin, Brian	2	17
	When Brian complains the discarded phone cables are a pollution hazard to wildlife, Peter suggests cutting out the middleman.
	Skank robbery	New Phone, Who Dis?	Lois Griffin	3	17
	Lois claims the family getting new phones is the worst idea since Madonna, Nicki Minaj and Iggy Azalea robbing a bank.
	Ferris Bueller's Day On	New Phone, Who Dis?	Peter Griffin	4	17
	Peter thinks pretending to be sick is the most successful scam since Ferris Bueller's Day On.
	The secret of Peter's success	New Phone, Who Dis?	Peter Griffin	5	17
	Peter is determined to find a way out of the stair railings like he found that the secret to business success was pointing at things at meetings.
	In trouble	New Phone, Who Dis?	Peter Griffin	6	17
	Peter notes that they're in trouble, like the time they were stuck in the real game of Trouble.
	Cattle call	New Phone, Who Dis?	Peter Griffin	7	17
	Peter hasn't been wedged in so tight since he rode an Indian bus.
	Pervert Hamlet	Island Adventure	Peter Griffin	1	17
	Peter would rather taken Pervert Hamlet than clean out the garage.
	Kidney Stone Phillips	Island Adventure	Peter Griffin	2	17
	Peter notes that watching Quagmire gets shot down was more painful than a Kidney Stone Phillips.
	New world	Island Adventure	Glenn Quagmire	3	17
	Enlisting Lois' help with middle-aged women could open up a whole new world for Quagmire, like a child receiving a new device to help him hear.
	Target Pizza Hut	Island Adventure	Stewie Griffin	4	17
	Stewie is able to rent a boat with a part-time job he has at the Target Pizza Hut.
	Schedule change	Island Adventure	Lois Griffin	5	17
	Lois agrees to rearrange her schedule to help Quagmire.
	GiggITy	Island Adventure	Lois Griffin	6	17
	Lois fears she has created a monster by helping Quagmire score with middle-aged women.
	M.C. Escher floor plan	Island Adventure	Stewie Griffin	7	17
	Stewie thinks Brian's decision to stay on garbage island makes less sense than an M.C. Escher floor plan.
	Internet corn	Throw It Away	Lois Griffin	1	17
	The last time Lois left Peter alone, the kids caught him looking at internet corn.
	Killing spiders	Throw It Away	Peter Griffin	2	17
	Rather than using one of Lois' books, Peter finds a new way to kill spiders.
	Simple pleasure	Throw It Away	Stewie Griffin	3	17
	Lois finds simple pleasure in putting a lemon slice in a glass of water, then swallowing a handful of Xanax.
	"Theme from "Taft""	Throw It Away	Brian Griffin	4	17
	Brian's next writing project is a musical about Howard Taft.
	Minimalist	Throw It Away	Stewie Griffin	5	17
	Stewie notes that Lois is trimming her cutaway gags to the minimum.
	Bedtime story	Throw It Away	Glenn Quagmire	6	17
	Quagmire realizes he should have thrown out Peter after his antics the previous night.
	Imagine	Throw It Away	Peter Griffin	7	17
	Peter compares their bare living room to John Lennon and Yoko Ono's Imagine.
	In Memoriam	Adam West High	Peter Griffin	1	17
	Peter makes a tribute to the late Mayor Adam West.
	The right thing to do	Adam West High	Peter Griffin	2	17
	Peter had to give bad news to an improv team.
	Burned twice	Adam West High	Brian	3	17
	Not only did Quagmire sabotage Brian's wardrobe for the Mayoral debate, he also brought pizza.
	Racoon accountant	Adam West High	Brian	4	17
	Brian thinks getting on Quagmire's campaign bus was the dumbest thing since Peter's racoon accountant.