Fjurg Van Der Ploeg is a Swedish baker, voiced by writer John Viener, who has appeared in Love, Blactually, Tales of a Third Grade Nothing and Ocean's Three and a Half and a scene deleted from McStroke. He owns Fjurg Van Der Ploeg's Swedish Bakery, and speaks while mispronouncing many words, such as "pie" which he pronounces "pee", and "house" as "hoose". While accidentally spilling his "hot piss of pee" on Stewie, it may be hinted he is clumsy. His ethnicity is Swedish. In the scene in "Ocean's Three and a Half" the boy calls pronounces "father" as "faiter".
Fjurg is the Schpupel Champion and, in a cutaway in Tales of a Third Grade Nothing, beat Peter in a game.
thumb|300px|right|The scene from "Ocean's Three and a Half"
Appearances
FG608 "McStroke" (On DVD Version)
FG701 "Love, Blactually"
FG706 "Tales of a Third Grade Nothing"
FG707 "Ocean's Three and a Half" (On DVD Version)