- [Peter goes to the bathrooms at the Japanese restaurant, but doesn't understand the themed gender labels]
- Peter: Huh, samurai or geishas ... Which one am I? I'll just wait 'til somebody else goes in.
- [Two Asian people with unidentifiable genders go into both bathrooms]
- Peter: Well, that wasn't helpful.
- Stewie: You know later we're going to have to take one of those forced happiness family photos that come in the restaurant's tacky frame.
- Chris: Why are you so fucking negative all the time?
- Anthropologie Store Owner: Sir, sir, there's nothing you can possibly imagine, that's strange or useless enough, that we don't have it here at Anthropologie.
- [Peter watches two girls taking a dump, in the bathroom of a tennis club]
- Peter: Deuce.
- Peter: Oh, my God. Are ... Are you the coolest guy ever?
- Stryker': Nah, that's just a silly title they gave me down at the Karate Paintball Dirtbike Club.
- [Peter meets George Clooney]
- George Clooney: Hi, George Clooney, second worst Batman.
- Peter: Peter Griffin, second best Homer.
- Peter: Ugh, it's the guys. What do those losers want?
- Lois: Losers? Those are your friends.
- Peter: Nah, they're lame. Not one of them has ever vaped at a funeral.
- [Peter has an awkward car ride with Jerry Seinfeld]
- Peter: Julia Louis Dreyfus has a lot of Emmys now.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Yeah.
- Peter: Why did your wife steal that cook book?
- Quagmire: Why are you wearing a douche suit?
- Peter: They also make wipes!
- Joe: They're not known for their wipes.
- Cleveland: Peter, you don't have to jump off a cliff to prove you're sorry.
- Quagmire: Not all of us believe that, but we took a vote and I agreed. I respect the majority.
- [Peter gets hit in the testicles with a bag of nickels]
- Peter: Aaaah! Nickels!
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