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- Chris: I'm home from camp!
- Brian: Welcome, home!
- Stewie: Meg's been wearing your clothes.
- Lois: How was Camp Angry Indian?
- Chris: Oh, they had to rename it Camp Redface. Then soon after, Camp Washington Football Team.
- Chris: I got a girlfriend. She's smoking hot and she has some off the charts scary political views, but largely because of the smoking hot thing, we've decided to stay together.
- Peter: Hey, Jerome. Can I get a twisted tea over here?
- Joe: Uh-oh. Never a good sign when a guy strays from linear tea. Everything okay, Peter?
- Quagmire: I don't know your to say this but Canada is kind of a red flag.
- Peter: Yeah, and white with a big leaf in the middle.
- Joe: I hear Canada has a pretty handsome prime minister.
- Cleveland: It's Trudeau.
- Lois: Bocce Balls!
- Jamie: Hi there, young lady. I heard you had a hole that needed to be filled.
- Lois: [laughs] Yes. [flustered] Is that a big job?
- Jamie: Nothing my caulk can't handle.
- Lois: [turned on] So you just...fill the hole with your caulk?
- Jamie: Yes, it's very thick and it stays hard forever.
- Jamie: Well, it's still a bit moist but it should dry up soon.
- Lois, Meg, and Stewie: Don't count on it.
- Peter: Sometime next week, we're going to Canada.
- Meg: Hey, mom. I'm doing a school report. Who was president when you were born?
- Lois: Oh, Dwight D. Ei...Oh, you bitch! Clinton! Dwight D. Clinton.
- [Cutaway gag to Dwight D. Clinton]
- Dwight D. Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with that woman because I am extremely old and have a windsock penis.
- Peter: You know why I believe you don't have a girlfriend?
- Chris: Why?
- Peter: Because you're a fat loser!
- Chris: [gasp] [crying] I hate you!
- [Chris runs away]
- Peter: Aw, Chris. I didn't mean...Ah,...Oh no...I probably just ruined his self-esteem forever.
- Strip Club Announcer: Please welcome our next dancer, Chris Griffin!
- [Chris dances like a stripper on stage]
- Chris: [crying] This is because of you, daddy!
- [Stewie notices Jamie's penis is hanging out]
- Stewie: It's out. It's out! It's very out.
- Eulogist: Now, please join us for an Arby's-catered reception. We ask that you leave your cups and cigarette butts on the ground or in attic crawl-spaces, to be found years later.
- Peter: Well, this is hard for me to admit but...I used to be a fat loser.
- Chris: [surprised] What!?
- High Schooler: Okay, so earlier you said that the winner of round one is immune from the sudden death round?
- Peter: They are.
- High Schooler: But our handout says that the sudden death round is part of the champion circle, which determines the winner. So, the round one winner can't win the game?
- Peter: Eventually, it all worked out. I met your mom, I Brett Kavanaugh-ed her up some stairs, and accidentally had Meg.
- [Peter lies about his Canadian girlfriend at his high school reunion]
- Peter: And then whoever has the most points is named the moose with the most. Any questions?
- Alumnus #1: Yeah, if the show is so popular in Canada. How come they never showed reruns in the states?
- Peter: Good question. It was created by the CBC, which is a pipeline for the BBC, which ran it quite regularly, but that preexisted BBC America, so there was no US system in place. Next.
- Alumnus #2: Yeah, say you win a trip in the moose pit challenge, but you're unable to go due to some previous conflict.
- Peter: You have one calendar year to take the trip.
- Alumnus #3: And if you win the cash bash, are you taxed on your winnings?
- Peter: You have to declare the gross amount on your taxes that year.
- [The audience murmurs among themselves]
- Peter: Guys, I've have 25 years to perfect this. You're not gunna stump me.
- Alumnus #4: Yeah, you said it was the best rated show in Nunavut in the 90's but Nunavut wasn't separated from the Northwest territories until 1999?
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