Gotta Give Up the Toad
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From the episode: Let's Go to the Hop
Singers: Peter Griffin, James Woods Regional High School Students, Brian Griffin
Voices: Seth MacFarlane

"Gotta Give Up the Toad" is a parody of "You're the One that I Want" from Grease. It was featured in "Let's Go to the Hop". The song is performed by Lando Griffin and the students of James Woods Regional High School, and is about quitting the addiction of toad licking.



Doug: Hey, Lando.

Connie: Everyone's talking about how you trashed the juke box. Classic cool. We're gonna do some toad. You in?

Peter: You're gonna do toad?

Doug: What's the big deal?

Peter: Let me tell you about it, stud.

♪ You'll get chills all through your body ♪

♪ and you'll lose all control... ♪

♪ of your bladder ♪

♪ and your sphincter, that's your butt hole. ♪

♪ 'Cuz if you use toad, then I'm telling you... ♪

♪ You can kiss your life goodbye. ♪

♪ Yeah when you use toad, ♪

♪ It will mess you up. ♪

♪ It will make your mama cry ♪

♪ That's no lie, ♪

♪ You'll choke on your tongue and die ♪

♪ Got to give it up ♪

♪ Give up the toad now ♪

♪ It's no joke, buddy, give it up ♪

♪ Gotta give up the toad now ♪

♪ Or you'll croak, buddy, give it up ♪

♪ Gotta give up the toad now ♪

♪ And don't smoke ♪

♪ Or you will see, ♪

♪ It hurts to pee ♪

♪ There'll be blood, gushing from ya ♪

♪ Everytime that you cough ♪

♪ And forget getting lucky, ♪

♪ It falls off ♪

♪ Yeah you'd better wise up ♪

♪ 'Cuz I'm telling you ♪

♪ Toad is what Lando forbids ♪

♪ Got to give it all up ♪

♪ Or you're gonna see ♪

♪ Your whole life will hit the skids ♪

♪ And your kids will be born without eyelids ♪

♪ Gotta give it up ♪

♪ Give up the toad now ♪

♪ Thanks to you, Lando ♪

♪ Give it up ♪

Brian: ♪ Give up the toad now ♪


♪ Thanks to you, Lando ♪

♪ Give it up ♪

♪ Got to give up the toad now, Oh-oh-oooh ♪

♪ I'm no fool shoo-bi-do-bi-do-ba-ba-do-ba, Lando's cool shoo-bi-do-bi-do-ba-ba-do-ba ♪

♪ YEAH!!! ♪

Doug: You're the coolest, Lando.

Student: Yeah. We never spontaneously broke into song and dance before you arrived.

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