- Lois: And then I said something random, that suggested a whole crazy story!
- Peter: Ugh. No, thanks. That old lady has ruined toothpicks for me. Just like how Meg ruined broccoli.
- [Cutaway]
- Peter: Hey, Meg, look, they're little trees!
- Meg: No, they're not.
- Peter: They're not?!
- [While Peter and Quagmire fight]
- Joe: Hey, what are y'all doing?
- Bonnie: Someone stop him!
- Meg: Kill him, Dad! Murder him!
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| << Season 13 | Family Guy Season 14 | Season 15 >> | ||||||
| #01 | Pilling Them Softly | #08 | Brokeback Swanson | #15 | A Lot Going On Upstairs | |||
| #02 | Papa Has A Rollin' Son | #09 | A Shot in the Dark | #16 | The Heartbreak Dog | |||
| #03 | Guy, Robot | #10 | Candy Quahog Marshmallow! | #17 | Take a Letter | |||
| #04 | Peternormal Activity | #11 | The Peanut Butter Kid | #18 | The New Adventures of Old Tom | |||
| #05 | Peter, Chris, & Brian | #12 | Scammed Yankees | #19 | Run, Chris, Run | |||
| #06 | Peter's Sister | #13 | An App a Day | #20 | Road to India | |||
| #07 | Hot Pocket-Dial | #14 | Underage Peter |
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