I'm the Greatest Captain
Stewie performing.
From the episode: The Thin White Line
Singers: Stewie Griffin
Voices: Seth MacFarlane

This is a parody of "Captain of the Pinafore" (also known as "My Gallant Crew" and "The Captain's Song") from the Gilbert and Sullivan operetta "H.M.S. Pinafore". It was performed by Stewie in "The Thin White Line".



Stewie: I'm the greatest captain of the queen's navy
Sailors: And your record will stand as proof.
Stewie: Be it galleon or freighter,
I'm an expert navigator.
Sailors: And you're also a world class poof.
Stewie: My manner quite effete
Is mistaken on the street
For a sailor who can pirouette on cue.
Well despite your point of view,
I can thrill a girl or two...
But I'd rather get it on with you!
Sailors: Ha Ha Ha!
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