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| From the episode: | In Harmony's Way |
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| Singers: | Peter Griffin, Glenn Quagmire |
| Voices: | Seth MacFarlane |
"I Can't Poop in Strange Places" is performed by Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmire during open mic at the Quahog Public Library in "In Harmony's Way" as they try to contend with patrons that just want to use the library materials.
Lyrics
Peter: I can't poop in strange places
Quagmire: Strange places
Peter: I can only poop in my home
It's as though I'm watched by strange faces
Quagmire: Strange faces
Peter It's why I never roam
Patron: Excuse me, I just wanna grab one of those newspapers.
Quagmire: Just grab one and go!!
Patron: I'm looking for a job, okay?!!
Peter: I've left Stewie alone with strangers
Quagmire: Strangers...
Peter: To satisfy my fecal needs...
Together: I've put my whole family in danger
To poop before my anus bleeds
Home bowl, home bowl
You know just what I need
Home bowl, home bowl
Poop before my anus bleeds