I Like Farts
I like farts

From the episode: The Man with Two Brians
Singers: New Brian, Peter Griffin
Voices: John Viener, Seth MacFarlane

"I Like Farts" is a song that New Brian sings for his owner Peter Griffin in "The Man with Two Brians". The song was inspired by Griffin's enjoyment of flatulence.


New Brian: I don't like fancy learnin' books,

I don't like apple tarts.

I don't like cozy breakfast nooks,

I don't like modern arts...

Well I like farts!

Yes, I like farts!

I like long farts, short farts, wet farts, your farts;

I like farts!

If you got heart...

Peter: Oh, I've got heart.

New Brian: Lets hear those farts.

Peter: How do I start?

New Brian: Well Peter I will help you get your fartin' started...

Together: phbbt, phbbt, phbbt, phbbt, phbbt,...

[end laughing]

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