John Albert Elway Jr. (born June 28, 1960) is a former American football quarterback of the Denver Broncos of the National Football League (NFL).

Unaware at the moment that her father Carter Pewterschmidt has set Peter up in "Peter & Lois' Wedding" in order to break them up, Lois is at home looking at magazine pictures of what she refers to as her "horse-toothed dreamboat", John Elway.

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