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| From the episode: | Bigfat |
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| Singers: | Glenn Quagmire, Peter Griffin, Bill Maher, Joe Swanson |
| Voices: | Seth MacFarlane, Bill Maher, Patrick Warburton |
"Let's Go Montreal the Way" is Quagmire's rendition of "Merry Old Land of Oz" when he tries to convince Joe and Peter they should come along with him on a trip to Canada in "Bigfat".
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Lyrics
Quagmire: Nip nip here, nip nip there
And a bevy of porno stars
There's jugs and mugs of Molson beer
In Canadian nudie bars
Dirty hoes, put on shows
And a lot of them don't have scars
They'll even take it up the nose
In Canadian nudie bars
You can touch and squeeze and they don't even care
Peter: Would they even dye their pubes to match my hair?
Quagmire: Uh huh!
Peter: Color me there
Quagmire: Do like me, say "oui oui"
And tell them you're a friend of Bill Maher's
Bill Maher: That's how you'll get to watch them pee
In Canadian nudie bars
Quagmire: Ha ha ha
Peter: ho ho ho
Together: Ha ha ha ha
Joe: Haaaaa
Quagmire: A guy can get his hockey pucked
In Canadian nudie bars