No Meals on Wheels
The Griffins open a restaurant, but have a hard time attracting customers.

Season: 5 Episode: 14
Total Episode Count: 94
Prod. no.: 5ACX09
First Aired: March 25, 2007

Guest Starring: Patrick Stewart
Featuring: Peter, Joe
Also Appearing: Lois, Chris, Meg, Stewie, Quagmire, Cleveland, Dr. Hartman, Brian, Mort Goldman, Herbert, Jim Kaplan, Gerald, Mexican Super Friends, Violet Gray, Pig-Pen, Ben Stiller, Tyra Banks, Liza Minnelli, M.C. Escher, Mark Harmon, Bruce Willis
Musical Numbers: And Then There's Maude, Going Up the Stairs

Director: Greg Colton

Assistant Director: Deborah Cone
Writers: Mike Henry
Storyboarders: Won Ki Cho, Young Baek


Peter is annoyed by Mort constantly borrowing his things, so he makes a “ScareJew” out of his best suit, which is actually a scarecrow modeled after Adolf Hitler. Furious, Lois takes him to a secondhand clothing store to get a new suit, where Peter finds some flannel pajamas. While wearing them, he begins to notice that he can shock people with static electricity by rubbing his feet on the carpet. Annoyed by this, Lois has the carpet completely removed. When this is done Quagmire finds an old coin under the carpet, which is sold for fifty thousand dollars. With the money, Peter and Lois decide to live their dream of owning their own restaurant, naming it Big Pete's House of Munch.


The restaurant at first is a complete failure; however, Joe promises to bring his friends. Peter is at first excited because he believes it will become a hang out for police officers, only to find that Joe is actually bringing in fellow paraplegics. The restaurant becomes a huge success among handicapped people; however, Peter is convinced handicapped people are “uncool” and he bans them from entering. The handicapped people come back, and when not allowed into the restaurant, they unite into “Crippletron” that destroys the restaurant. After getting trapped under the rubble, Peter is wheelchair bound for two weeks. When he discovers how hard it is to be handicapped after 45 minutes, Peter apologizes to Joe.

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