- Bud: Thanks for the ride along. I liked it when you sentenced those two girls to kiss each other.
- Peter: Yeah, all girls are lesbians when you point a gun at them.
- Brian: Hey, what are you doing home so early?
- Stewie: He's following me, Brian.
- Brian: Who's following you?
- Stewie: Tom Cruise. I spent one afternoon with the guy and it's like I signed an eight year contract to show up at events with him and let him fake-father a child.
- Brian: Stewie, I would think Tom Cruise has better things to do than follow you around.
- Stewie: Oh really, well explain that. [points at Tom Cruise outside]
- Brian: You know, it's times like this where I think, if I didn't talk and you were a normal baby, we wouldn't have any of these problems.
- Quagmire: Yeah, we get us tickets on Kayak. It is a nightmare itinerary: It was like 80 bucks, but it has four stops.
- Cleveland: Two of them are in Houston.
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| #01 | Pilling Them Softly | #08 | Brokeback Swanson | #15 | A Lot Going On Upstairs | |||
| #02 | Papa Has A Rollin' Son | #09 | A Shot in the Dark | #16 | The Heartbreak Dog | |||
| #03 | Guy, Robot | #10 | Candy Quahog Marshmallow! | #17 | Take a Letter | |||
| #04 | Peternormal Activity | #11 | The Peanut Butter Kid | #18 | The New Adventures of Old Tom | |||
| #05 | Peter, Chris, & Brian | #12 | Scammed Yankees | #19 | Run, Chris, Run | |||
| #06 | Peter's Sister | #13 | An App a Day | #20 | Road to India | |||
| #07 | Hot Pocket-Dial | #14 | Underage Peter |
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