Cleveland: Wow, so that was San Francisco.
[Joe has extremely muscular arms]
Joe: I didn't realize how hilly it was gonna be there.

[Quagmire kicks the guys out of the cockpit]
Peter: Joke's on him. I farted just before he kicked us out.
Quagmire: Aaah! Oh, God!

Cleveland: Oh my God! Those guys in first class have guns!
Peter: Cleveland, just be happy with what you have. Don't envy people.

Peter: I wish I just stayed home and finished my remake of Inside Out.
[Cutaway to members of the Griffin family dressed as Inside Out characters]
Chris: I'm joy.
Meg: I'm sadness.
Stewie: I'm anger.
Lois: I'm disgust.
Peter: I'm poo.
[Zoom out to Riley]
Riley: Oooh, I need to use the bathroom.
Peter: Yay! I win!

Peter: Excuse me, I'd just like to ask the mom behind me, who told me to stop watching Game of Thrones on my laptop if I'm still the worst person on this plane.

Joe: Get off my plane ... get off my plane.
Cleveland: What's that now?
Joe: Hm? Nothing.
Cleveland: Always bet on black ... always bet on black.
Joe: Did you say something?
Cleveland: I don't think so.
Both: Double trouble!
Cleveland: That's it. We found it.

Donna: Oh, this is all so awful!
Lois: What will our lives be like if our husbands don't make it?
[Cutaway to the wives starring in a take on the theme song of The Golden Girls]
Stewie: Oh my God! Now I want dad to die.

Peter: Look. There's one guy who slept through this whole thing.
[Peter wakes up the sleeping guy]
Peter: Hey buddy, wake up. We're all about to die.
Guy: What? What are you talking about?
Peter: Yeah, I thought I should wake you up. Nobody wants to die in their sleep.
Guy: Oh my God! No! I have a family!
Peter: There you go.

Quagmire: That's a military fighter jet! He's here to shoot us down!
Peter: Or she.

[Quagmire lands the plane in the crevice of a rock]
Quagmire: Aw, yeah. Right there. That's good and now to discharge the plane's fire retardant.
[The fire retardant discharges all over the place]
Peter, Cleveland, Joe and Quagmire: Giggity.

Chris: Dad, I was really worried, so I pulled a record of your credit card purchases in San Francisco and I saw some things I think you'd prefer to keep private.
Peter: We'll talk later, Chris.
Chris: I think we will. I do believe we will.

Peter: Oh, in case we didn't say, this was Spirit Airlines.

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