[For the complete script, see: "Peter's Sister" at the Transcripts Wiki]

Peter: [Demonic voice] I see the six stations of the Lord's order, and they will all burn!

Lois: [To Brian] If you knew how close we were to putting you down last year.

[Karen farts in Peter's face]
Meg: I like her.

Joe: You're Heavy Flo!
Karen: In the flesh and blood.
Cleveland: Gross.

[After a montage of Peter bullying Meg]
Peter: Man I love that song.

Stewie: Hey Meg, Thanksgiving's over. Come help me with the Christmas decorations...Meg! Help me with the Christmas decorations!

Peter: [To Steven Seagal] You act Asian; you look Native American; your name is possibly Jewish. What are you?
Cleveland: He fat.

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