- Peter: [Demonic voice] I see the six stations of the Lord's order, and they will all burn!
- Lois: [To Brian] If you knew how close we were to putting you down last year.
- [Karen farts in Peter's face]
- Meg: I like her.
- Joe: You're Heavy Flo!
- Karen: In the flesh and blood.
- Cleveland: Gross.
- [After a montage of Peter bullying Meg]
- Peter: Man I love that song.
- Stewie: Hey Meg, Thanksgiving's over. Come help me with the Christmas decorations...Meg! Help me with the Christmas decorations!
- Peter: [To Steven Seagal] You act Asian; you look Native American; your name is possibly Jewish. What are you?
- Cleveland: He fat.
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| #01 | Pilling Them Softly | #08 | Brokeback Swanson | #15 | A Lot Going On Upstairs | |||
| #02 | Papa Has A Rollin' Son | #09 | A Shot in the Dark | #16 | The Heartbreak Dog | |||
| #03 | Guy, Robot | #10 | Candy Quahog Marshmallow! | #17 | Take a Letter | |||
| #04 | Peternormal Activity | #11 | The Peanut Butter Kid | #18 | The New Adventures of Old Tom | |||
| #05 | Peter, Chris, & Brian | #12 | Scammed Yankees | #19 | Run, Chris, Run | |||
| #06 | Peter's Sister | #13 | An App a Day | #20 | Road to India | |||
| #07 | Hot Pocket-Dial | #14 | Underage Peter |
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