- Peter: I'm very easily influenced by music.
- [Brian and Chris return from biking]
- Chris: Apologies for being so tardy.
- Peter: Ah Chris, you're not tardy. We tested you twice.
- Peter: Well, I think we all learned something today.
- Tom Tucker: In other news, TVs still make noise, even when people resume their conversation. [Lois and Chris start talking] Yes, studies have been telling that merely turning your head and speaking to your fat and gross family members will not deactivate a functioning television. How crazy is that? You actually have to turn the TV off to keep on going.
- Stewie: Let's go ahead and turn off the TV.
- Tom Tucker: There we go.
- Stewie: Lois, stop making him reminisce about stuff.
- Peter: Did I just do a racism?
- Peter: I wanna watch all of these movies nonstop. [Eleven minutes later] I don't wanna watch any of these movies, ever.
- Peter: [As Conway Twitty plays] This is annoying; I don't wanna sit through this.
- Peter: Oh my God! He's just rhyming "danger zone" with "danger zone."
- Peter: I'm trying to save our son, Lois. I don't want him to end up like me: dead end job, crappy house, aging wife who's getting skinny where fat's supposed to be and fat where skinny's supposed to be.
- Meg: Ha!
- Lois: Meg, go to your room.
- Chris: [Getting a nosebleed] Yay! My nose is finally a woman!
- Meg: Augh. I got a skin tag in my crack and it stings when I don't wipe right.
- Stewie: This has been a bad dinner.
- Brian: [At a book club meeting] Let's "dog-ear" this for a sec. [Chuckles] This one gets it.
- Chris: This is why you're so great, Dad. You don't pretend to be someone you're not; you do what you want. You don't care what anyone thinks.
- Peter: Let's go get an $18 Coke at the terrible zoo restaurant.
- Chris: Yay! Sticky tables covered in bees!
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| << Season 13 | Family Guy Season 14 | Season 15 >> | ||||||
| #01 | Pilling Them Softly | #08 | Brokeback Swanson | #15 | A Lot Going On Upstairs | |||
| #02 | Papa Has A Rollin' Son | #09 | A Shot in the Dark | #16 | The Heartbreak Dog | |||
| #03 | Guy, Robot | #10 | Candy Quahog Marshmallow! | #17 | Take a Letter | |||
| #04 | Peternormal Activity | #11 | The Peanut Butter Kid | #18 | The New Adventures of Old Tom | |||
| #05 | Peter, Chris, & Brian | #12 | Scammed Yankees | #19 | Run, Chris, Run | |||
| #06 | Peter's Sister | #13 | An App a Day | #20 | Road to India | |||
| #07 | Hot Pocket-Dial | #14 | Underage Peter |
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