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+ | :'''Peter''': How's this one? |
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+ | :'''Salesman''': Oh, Bach is very good. I recommend. |
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+ | :'''Peter''': And this one? |
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+ | :'''Salesman''': Oh, Mozart, the boy genius. The best. |
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+ | :'''Peter''': Ok, how about this? |
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+ | :'''Salesman''': Oh, Debussy, I love Debussy! Sometimes all I can think about is Debussy. Oh, look at the pianist! The pianist is so good with Debussy. |
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+ | :'''Peter''': So you like his early work? |
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+ | :'''Salesman''': Oh, yes. When Debussy was young, that's when you want Debussy. |
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+ | :'''Peter''': Ok, I'll take these two. |
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+ | :'''Salesman''': Very good, sir. Just make sure you finish on the Bach. Never finish on Debussy. |
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Revision as of 16:52, 31 August 2017
- [On Lois being hired at the grocery store]
- Stewie: You know you've made it when you've got a teenage boss.
- Lois: Well Peter since you've been having such a tough time, I was thinking. Maybe I should look for a job.
- Peter: Lois, I'll be damned if I let my wife be a prostitute.
- Lois: What? No, I'll get a regular job.
- Peter: [laughing] What, like a lawyer?
- Lois: Peter, there are jobs for women between prostitute and lawyer.
- Peter: War time nurse?
- Manager: Now Mrs. Griffin, where did you go to college?
- Lois: Groceries.
- Manager: Are you available to work weekends?
- Lois: Groceries.
- Manager: Very impressive. This next one is a trick question. Groceries?
- Lois: I'm hired.
- Peter: My hog cannot partake in the slop this evening.
- Lois: Oh, Peter, you're up.
- Stewie: That's not what I heard.
- [Peter is reluctant to see Dr. Hartman about his impotency, stating he is embarrassed]
- Lois: This shouldn't embarrass you, the size should embarrass you.
- Peter: How's this one?
- Salesman: Oh, Bach is very good. I recommend.
- Peter: And this one?
- Salesman: Oh, Mozart, the boy genius. The best.
- Peter: Ok, how about this?
- Salesman: Oh, Debussy, I love Debussy! Sometimes all I can think about is Debussy. Oh, look at the pianist! The pianist is so good with Debussy.
- Peter: So you like his early work?
- Salesman: Oh, yes. When Debussy was young, that's when you want Debussy.
- Peter: Ok, I'll take these two.
- Salesman: Very good, sir. Just make sure you finish on the Bach. Never finish on Debussy.
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#01 | Finders Keepers | #08 | Christmas Guy | #15 | Secondhand Spoke | ||||||
#02 | Vestigial Peter | #09 | Peter Problems | #16 | Herpe, the Love Sore | ||||||
#03 | Quagmire's Quagmire | #10 | Grimm Job | #17 | The Most Interesting Man in the World | ||||||
#04 | A Fistful of Meg | #11 | Brian's a Bad Father | #18 | Baby Got Black | ||||||
#05 | Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee | #12 | Mom's the Word | #19 | Meg Stinks! | ||||||
#06 | Life of Brian | #13 | 3 Acts of God | #20 | He's Bla-ack! | ||||||
#07 | In Harmony's Way | #14 | Fresh Heir | #21 | Chap Stewie | ||||||