The Quahog Thanksgiving Day Parade is a televised event in Quahog featuring floats that include the James Woods High School football team with the "Not Gay Revue". In the event featured in "Thanksgiving", Tom Tucker and Joyce Kinney have to contend with the rain while rival stations 2 and 6 have awnings to protect their newscasters. When about to present the float featuring Rocky The Flying Squirrel and Bullwinkle, Tom also has to deal with the car alarm blaring from the Quahog 5 News van.