Road to India/Quotes

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[Brian is talking about his broken to computer to Padma over the phone]

Padma: So, what seems to be the problem?

Brian: Well, one problem I have is that I have too much money.

Padma: Then why don't you just buy a new computer?

Brian: What? ... Uh, ... I ...

Padma: Oh, I am just bursting your balls.

Brian: People in love can overcome anything.

Stewie: I guess you're right. I mean look at Jeb Bush and his wife.

[Cutaway to Jeb Bush and his wife]

Jeb: Honey, do you think I'll ever become president?

[Screen pans out, revealing Consuela to be portraying the role of Columba]

Consuela: No ... no ... no.

[Back to Brian and Stewie]

Brian: [angry] Stewie!

Stewie: What? It's just a joke.

Brian: Yeah, but come on!

Stewie: Look it up, man. Google her!

Brian: [admittedly] I know what she looks like.

Stewie: I can't believe we're really in India. Oh, look over there. Those cute little kids are playing Cowboys and Indians and Indians.

[Three kids are seen pretending to be a cowboy, a Native American Indian, and an Indian]

Kid 1: I'm gonna shoot you with my six-gun.

Kid 2: I'm gonna shoot you with my bow and arrow.

Kid 3: I'm just going to stand here, wearing a shirt that appears to be a jacket.

[Brian and Padma meet in person for the first time]

Padma: Brian?

Brian: Padma!

Padma: Why are you here?

Brian: Because I was having technical difficulties with my heart.

Stewie: Ugh, 16 hours on a plane and that's what you came up with?

[Stewie makes a pun about New Delhi]

Stewie: Let's go get sandwiches at that "new deli" I keep hearing about.

[Ganesha performs a rimshot]

Stewie: Thanks, Ganesha.

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