From the episode: | Stew-Roids |
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Singers: | Folk Singer |
Voices: | Unknown |
"Six Pence of Coal" is a folk song performed in a deleted scene from "Stew-Roids". In the scene, Peter tries to make Stewie a man by showing him how much real men hate folk songs. He does so by teaching him how to heckle a folk singer at a concert. They do this while he sings this song, explaining how much coal he would give for certain items.
Lyrics[]
Peter: Alright Stewie, real men hate folk music and we'll always heckle it.
Folk Singer: I'll take six pence of coal for two pence of loyalty
Six pence of coal for two pence of loyalty
Six pence of coal for two pence of loyalty
All the live long day
Peter: This is stupid!
Stewie: Your lessons aren't relevant to our generation!
Peter: Go home to your Carol Kane-looking wife!
Folk Singer: But if you've got three pence of good wine and honey
Then I'll give you four pence of peaches and paint
Stewie: Everything old sucks!