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:'''Stewie''': What am I gonna do? I'm in so much trouble when they find out I crashed Brian's car. They'll probably ship me off to Siberia.
 
:'''Stewie''': What am I gonna do? I'm in so much trouble when they find out I crashed Brian's car. They'll probably ship me off to Siberia.
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:''[Stewie is shivering on an uncomfortable chair in a wooden hut]''
 
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:'''Stewie''': This sucks, I hate it here.
 
:'''Stewie''': This sucks, I hate it here.

Revision as of 17:15, 16 November 2011

[Brian is questioning Stewie about the damaged car]
Brian: Look at this! Do you know anything about this?!
Stewie: About what? What a beautiful day - Oh, my God, that is surprising! I had to stop the last sentence in the middle because I was so surprised. What happened?
Brian: Gee, I don't know. Do YOU know what happened?
Stewie: [chuckles] Sorry, what was that? I was laughing at that funny thing you said at dinner the other night.
Brian: What funny thing?
Stewie: [stammers] You remember when you said how Lois' potatoes "au rotten"?
Brian: Huh. Didn't think anybody heard that. Wish you laughed at the time, but what the hell happened to my car?!

[Stewie is on TV]
Stewie: Brian, I've decided to run away. Don't come looking for me. And definitely don't chase me to the airport and catch me at the gate just before I'm about to get on a plane with, like, an emotional speech and possibly flowers. For instance, it would be awful if all the TSA people were gathered around watching this emotional moment, even the older black female carry-on scanner who initially stopped you at the baggage check, but after you told her of your intentions said, "Go get him, child," in flagrant disregard for all newly-implemented post-9/11 security measures. And if you were considering bringing a boombox to play music, I would suggest any one of these six songs.
[The suggested songs scroll over Stewie: "With or Without You" - U2, "Solsbury Hill" - Peter Gabriel, "Unwritten" - Natasha Bedingfield, "Live Like We're Dying" - Kris Allen, "Thank You" - Dido and "Somebody" - Depeche Mode]
Stewie: So, again, ran away. Don't come after me.
["Thank You" by Dido plays as the image fades]

[Brian is sitting at the kitchen table with his laptop]
Brian: Let's see, new novel, new novel. What's it about? A guy who loses everything, but finds his soul in Canada. Alright, cooking now. And the whole book is an e-mail to his daughter who's dead. And his name will be Norm Hull, 'cause he's just a normal guy. But not everybody will get that. That's just for the scholars a hundred years from now.

[Stewie is circling his room in fear of Brian finding out he crashed his car]
Stewie: What am I gonna do? I'm in so much trouble when they find out I crashed Brian's car. They'll probably ship me off to Siberia.
[Cutaway gag starts]
[Stewie is shivering on an uncomfortable chair in a wooden hut]
Stewie: This sucks, I hate it here.
Russian woman: Shut up. Drink wolf milk and Russian cartoon.
Russian TV: We now return with popular Russian cartoon Shoe & Shoelace.
[A cartoon starts with a shoe and shoelace looking dryly into the camera for a few seconds]
Russian TV: Shoe & Shoelace. One is meaningless without the other!
[USSR national anthem starts playing during the ending shot of Shoe & Shoelace]
[Cutaway gag ends]

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