- Peter: Hey, Chris.
- Chris: Hey, four eyes.
- Peter: What did you call me?
- Chris: Oh, you're deaf, too?
- Anton: [to Chris, who is in Brian's body after ramming Brian's car] Oh, you think I forgot about you? You owe my wife 100 bucks for a lavatory misunderstanding.
- Anton's Wife: Hey, sugar.
- Chris: I've never seen you before in my life.
- Brian: Yeah, what are you even talking...? [realizes] Oh, Stewie.
- [Quagmire is switched to a hamster's body and the hamster, in Quagmire's body, is holding him by the fur]
- Quagmire: [to the hamster, as he's begging it] Don't do it. Don't do what I was gonna do. [the hamster squeaks and lowers Quagmire down] No! No! You've perverted something beautiful!
- [Brian is climbing to the cell phone tower with the body swapper strapped to his back]
- Stewie: Brian, hurry!
- Brian: Stewie, I'm in Chris' body. I'm dragging 230 pounds of lard up a ladder.
- Chris: I'm 215, you liberal dickweed!
- Lois: [to Brian, who is in Peter's body] You didn't listen to a word Dr. Johann said, did you?
- Brian: No, I did not. [turns to her] I mean... [chuckles nervously] the movie Road House.
- Ollie Williams: [with Tricia Takanawa's voice] I'm standing here for some reason doing the weather in a giant black man's body. What kind of a Friday is this?
- Tricia: [with Ollie's Voice] FREAKY!!
- Ollie Williams: [with Tricia Takanawa's voice] Back to you, Tom.
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