Take me out to pLace tonight, is sung by Brian Griffin & Frank Sinatra Jr. during the episode Tales of a Third Grade Nothing.
Lyrics
Frank: ♪ On the western side of Quahog, if you'd care to come along, there's a club that's so exclusive that the line is ten miles long. ♪
Brian: ♪ Where the douchebags come to party and to spend their fathers' cash - just to take home slutty women and then wake up with a rash. Yeah they wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up with a rash! ♪
Both: ♪ Take me out to pLace tonight, where the wool knit caps are tight. ♪
Frank: ♪ And the guys in hooded sweatshirts have forgotten that they're white. ♪
Both: ♪ Take me out to pLace tonight where there ain't no cellulite, and we'll drink ourselves insane until we're feeling... dynamite! ♪