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Take me out to pLace tonight
Take me out to place tonight
From the episode: FG706 - Tales of a Third Grade Nothing
Singers: Brian Griffin & Frank Sinatra Jr.
Voices: Seth MacFarlane & Frank Sinatra Jr.

Take Me Out to pLace Tonight, is sung by Brian Griffin & Frank Sinatra Jr. during the episode Tales of a Third Grade Nothing during Credits. It is based on Frank Sinatra's On The Road To Mandalay. The DVD has an extended version that had to be edited for time.

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Broadcast Lyrics

Frank: ♪ On the western side of Quahog, if you'd care to come along, there's a club that's so exclusive that the line is ten miles long. ♪

Brian: ♪ Where the douchebags come to party and to spend their fathers' cash - just to take home slutty women and then wake up with a rash. Yeah they wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up with a rash! ♪

Both: ♪ Take me out to pLace tonight, where the wool knit caps are tight. ♪

Frank: ♪ And the guys in hooded sweatshirts have forgotten that they're white. ♪

Both: ♪ Take me out to pLace tonight where there ain't no cellulite, and we'll drink ourselves insane until we're feeling... dynamite! ♪


Extended DVD Lyrics

Frank: ♪ On the western side of Quahog, if you'd care to come along, there's a club that's so exclusive that the line is ten miles long. ♪

Brian: ♪ Where the douchebags come to party and to spend their fathers' cash - just to take home slutty women and then wake up with a rash. Yeah they wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up with a rash! ♪

Both: ♪ Take me out to pLace tonight, where the wool knit caps are tight. ♪

Frank: ♪ And the guys in hooded sweatshirts have forgotten that they're white. ♪

Both: ♪ Take me out to pLace tonight, where a dude can pick a fight ♪

Frank: ♪ Over who takes home that smoking Chinese bar skank...on the right. ♪

Frank: ♪ There's a throng of trendy people and they're streched around the block. And there's one unpleasant deaf guy who just really shouldn't talk. ♪

Deaf Guy: Vodka tonic please.

Brian: ♪ There's a chick who's kind of Persian, and a broad with zero fat. And a giant human monkey. Oh no wait, that's Spencer Pratt. ♪

Frank: ♪ Yeah, you're right...that's Spencer Pratt. ♪

Both: ♪ Take me out to pLace tonight, to a bathroom stall delight ♪

Brian: ♪ Where a girl will help you empty every last electrolyte. ♪

Both: ♪ Take me out to pLace tonight where there ain't no cellulite, and we'll drink ourselves insane until we're feeling... dynamite!

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