- Counselor: [While trying to help the couple find out more about each other] Peter, when is Lois' birthday?
- Peter: Uhhh, when is Hitler's birthday?
- Counselor: April 20th.
- Peter: Wow. Ok, Noel. Yikes.
- Counselor: Joe, what is Bonnie's favorite food?
- Joe: Well, she must like ground glass because I keep finding it in my food.
- Counselor: Cleveland?
- Cleveland: Pass.
- Counselor: Quagmire, what color are Kimi's eyes?
- Quagmire: Shaved. S..sorry, what is it? What was the question?
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