Television shows and films shown in Season 13
| Screenshot | What's on | Episode | Who's watching | Episode Order | |
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All in the Family/Modern Family crossover episode | The Simpsons Guy | Lois, Brian, Meg, Chris, Stewie | 1 | |
| The family watches two television icons meet. | |||||
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Hotel TV | Baking Bad | Griffin Family | 1 | |
| Hotel information for home viewing. | |||||
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Favorite Sitcom Lines Preceded by the Word "Umm" | Baking Bad | Lois, Peter | 2 | |
| Umm... | |||||
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Gum commercial | Baking Bad | Peter, Quagmire, Joe, Cleveland | 3 | |
| A commerical leaves the product vague until the last moment. | |||||
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My Dinner With André the Giant | Brian the Closer | Griffin Family | 1 | |
| André the Giant spends his last hours being bored. | |||||
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Prescott Towers | Brian the Closer | Peter, Quagmire, Joe, Cleveland, Brian | 2 | |
| Brian shows the video brocure for Prescott Towers. | |||||
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The J.C. Penney's Thanksgiving Day Parade | Turkey Guys | Peter, Chris, Stewie | 1 | |
| The guys watch a parade featuring knockoffs of licensed characters. | |||||
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Uncomfortably Hot 18-Year-Old Girls | Turkey Guys | Meg | 2 | |
| Meg watches an average teen show on Nickelodeon. | |||||
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Yule Log | The 2000-Year-Old Virgin | Griffin Family | 1 | |
| The family watches the Christmas tradition. | |||||
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Another Michael Jordan underwear commercial on a plane for some reason | Our Idiot Brian | Brian, Stewie | 1 | |
| A flier is surprised that Michael Jordan is concerned about his underwear. | |||||
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Malcolm XXY | Our Idiot Brian | Brian, Chris | 2 | |
| Malcolm X has some gender issues. | |||||
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That's My Boy | Our Idiot Brian | Brian, Peter, Stewie | 3 | |
| Brian and Peter are stuck watching the DVD menu screen to That's My Boy. | |||||
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Rocky Dennis the Menace | This Little Piggy | Peter, Lois | 1 | |
| Mr. Wilson isn't allowed to get angry anymore. | |||||
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Tower Heist | This Little Piggy | Joe | 2 | |
| Peter creates a distraction for Joe. | |||||
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Al Jarreau Jazeera | Quagmire's Mom | Meg, Lois, Chris, Brian, Stewie | 1 | |
| Al Jarreau sings the news of the Middle East. | |||||
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Jolly Farm Revue | Quagmire's Mom | Peter's party | 2 | |
| Jolly Farm Revue plays during Peter's party. | |||||
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Hard Knocks: CFL | Encyclopedia Griffin | Peter, Joe, Cleveland, Quagmire | 1 | |
| A look at the life of being a Canadian League football player. | |||||
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Top Chef: Looney Tunes Edition | Stewie Is Enceinte | Lois, Stewie | 1 | |
| Sylvester the Cat's "Sufferin' Succotash" beats Elmer Fudd's rabbit dish. | |||||
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Outback Extreme! commercial | Dr. C & The Women | Brian, Peter, Joe, Quagmire, Cleveland | 1 | |
| A commercial for the ultimate Australian-themed restaurant. | |||||
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Major League Baseball | Dr. C & The Women | Peter, Joe, Quagmire | 2 | |
| Major League Baseball with one distractingly ugly guy behind home plate. | |||||
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Yet Another Indiana Jones Movie | Once Bitten | Griffin Family | 1 | |
| Both Indy and the snake have issues with each other. | |||||
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Lassie | Once Bitten | Peter, Lois | 2 | |
| Peter tries to figure out how to handle giving Brian a suppository by watching an old episode of Lassie. | |||||
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80s Teen Movie at a Realistic High School | Once Bitten | Peter, Lois | 3 | |
| Real kids think karate is lame. | |||||
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Don't Get Shot by a Bullet | Once Bitten | Meg, Neil, theater patrons | 4 | |
| Meg and Neil like to watch the friendly pre-show features at the theater. | |||||
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DJ Butcher | Roasted Guy | Peter, Brian | 1 | |
| A DJ's job confuses even him. | |||||
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Dean Martin Roast infomercial | Roasted Guy | Peter, Brian | 2 | |
| Peter becomes inspired to ask his friends to throw him a roast. | |||||
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Albert Einstein film | Fighting Irish | News audience | 1 | |
| Quahog 5 News shows a clip from Entertainment Tonight of Liam Neeson's latest film of Albert Einstein as a killer out for vengeance. | |||||
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Sex with Quagmire VR | Fighting Irish | Peter | 2 | |
| Peter sits through a virtual reality simulator of sex with Quagmire. | |||||