Television shows and films shown in Season 9
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The Brady Bunch | Excellence in Broadcasting | Lois, Meg, Chris, Brian, Stewie | 1 | |
| Brian explains the advantages of High Definition. | |||||
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Old Ships | Welcome Back, Carter | Lois, Peter, Barbara Pewterschmidt | 1 | |
| Peter gets tired of watching a PBS documentary. | |||||
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Fat girls | Welcome Back, Carter | Storyteller | 2 | |
| The Storyteller explains where fat girls come from. | |||||
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Yule Log | Road to the North Pole | Griffin Family | 1 | |
| A Christmas tradition plays while the Griffins open their presents. | |||||
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Charles in Charge | New Kidney in Town | Peter, Joe, Quagmire | 1 | |
| Peter blows off his dialysis treatment to watch Charles in Charge. | |||||
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Ellen Only Talks When Her Guests Are Talking | And I'm Joyce Kinney | Meg, Peter, Brian, Stewie, Chris | 1 | |
| The family waits for Lois to return home. | |||||
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Quest for Fur | And I'm Joyce Kinney | Church congregation | 2 | |
| The Griffins show Lois' porno film in church. | |||||
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Pre-movie trivia | Friends of Peter G | Peter, Brian, Quahog Cinema | 1 | |
| Peter and Brian have issues with the theater trivia. | |||||
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Production company logos | Friends of Peter G | Peter, Brian, Quahog Cinema | 1a | |
| Peter is distracted by the production company logos. | |||||
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The Sound of Music | Friends of Peter G | Peter, Brian, Quahog Cinema | 1b | |
| Peter and Brian are plastered by the time the film starts. | |||||
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Family Ties | Brothers & Sisters | Griffin Family | 1 | |
| The Griffins watch a latter-season episode of Family Ties. | |||||
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Aladdin V: Jafar answers the Census | Foreign Affairs | Meg, Peter, Brian, Stewie, Chris | 1 | |
| Jafar has a difficult time answering the examiners questions. | |||||
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Jeez-It commercial | Foreign Affairs | Peter, Lois | 2 | |
| Father McNamara pitches Jeez-It an alternative to boring communion wafers complete with Wisconsin cheese flavor. | |||||
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Why They Needed to Turn Every Vowel into the Letter "A" | It's A Trap! | Griffin Family | 1 | |
| The family starts to watch a VH1 special on the 90s. | |||||