From the episode: | Baby Got Black |
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Singers: | Peter Griffin, Chorus |
Voices: | Seth MacFarlane, Chorus |
"Thank the Whites" is Peter's attempt to show Jerome that there is nothing wrong with his daughter Pam dating Chris in "Baby Got Black" by explaining that white people have done a lot of good things for the world.
The song is based on Frank Sinatra's "Pass Me By".[1]
Lyrics
Peter: We gave you Eminem
And Justin Bieber too
Even though they dress and try to talk like you
The music of Taylor Swift and clothing from J.Crew
And Jon Heder
Also half of Derek Jeter
Add to that a fleet of soccer moms
Packed into their yoga tights
And so for all this awesome neat and wonderful stuff
You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites
Chorus: Thank the whites, thank the whites
You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites
Peter: We gave you "Breaking Bad"
And all the songs by Creed
All the cast of "Friends" and trash like Tara Reid
A virtual world of porn so you can spill your seed
Ray-Ban glasses, leggy blondes with tiny asses
Frisbee sports, and fancy coffee too
Energy efficient lights!
And so for all this awesome neat and wonderful stuff
You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites
Peter & Chorus: Thank the whites, thank the whites
You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites!