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*Quagmire: What was that? |
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*Loretta: Shut up and put some more of that sugar in my bowl. |
*Loretta: Shut up and put some more of that sugar in my bowl. |
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| + | :'''Cleveland''': Loretta, is it true what they're saying? Were you really having carnal relations with another gentleman? |
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| + | :'''Loretta''': I'm a woman, Cleveland! I need some passion in my life! I need a real man, and Lord knows that ain't you! |
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| + | :'''Cleveland''': Well, I admit after a long day at work, I don't always come home with that "Reuniti on Ice, That's Nice" mentality. And for that, I apologize. |
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| + | :'''Loretta''': Apologize?! I cheat on you, and you apologize to me?!! Cleveland Brown, you are pathetic! |
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| + | :'''Cleveland''': I disagree, but I respect your condor. |
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| + | :'''Loretta''': ''(pushing Cleveland out the door)'' Good-bye, Cleveland! |
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| + | :'''Cleveland''': I love you. |
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| + | :''(Loretta slams the door in his face)''}} |
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Revision as of 01:32, 29 September 2011
- Quagmire: Alright, I caught a fish.
(fish goes into Loretta's shirt)
- Quagmire: Oh, Sorry about that, Loretta. Hey uh, can I have my fish back?
- Loretta: Awww, you're gonna have to reach in the cookie jar.
- Quagmire: Oh, uh, I can't just... You're my best friend's wife, ...reach in there, alright!
- Loretta: Yeah, you go in and get that. Show that fishy who's boss.
- Cleveland: Loretta, they have some of that three-bean salad you're so fond of. Hey Quagmire.
- Quagmire: Well. We'll uh, have to do this again sometime.
- Loretta: You name the time and the place, little neck.
- Brian: So, they revoked your CPR card, huh?
- Peter: Yeah. I tell this is worse than when they took my library card for reading while intoxicated.
(Peter reading while intoxicated)
- Peter: Aw, don't be ashamed of your hand, Johnny Tremain. You'll still have an exciting times. Aw crap.
- Police Officer: Sir, you know how loud you were reading?
- Peter: The life of a silversmith's apprentice was not an easy one, ahhh! (Peter crashes into a bookcase)
- Peter: I gotta figure out some way to get that card back.
- Brian: Well, you could always take the class again. I mean, I'm sure they'll give you another card.
(Loretta screaming)
- Brian: Hey, do you hear that?
- Peter: What?
- Brian: Sounds like someone's screaming.
- Peter: Well, what is it boy. What are you trying to say?
- Brian: It sounds like Loretta is screaming.
- Peter: Trouble at the old mill.
- Brian: What, are you insane?
- Peter: Did somebody fall through the ice?
- Brian: It's summer.
- Peter: Bobcat.
- Brian: (barking)
- Peter: Loretta's in trouble! Come on boy!
(Peter opens the door)
- Peter: Peter Griffin, temporary suspended CPR- holy crap!
- Brian: We should go.
- Peter: Boy, that was embarrassing, huh? Walking in on Loretta and Cleveland having sex.
- Brian: Uh, Peter, that wasn't uh...
- Peter: You know, for a large heavyset black guy, Cleveland's got a cute little white ass.
- Brian: That wasn't Cleveland. It was some white guy.
- Quagmire: What was that?
- Loretta: Shut up and put some more of that sugar in my bowl.
- Cleveland: Loretta, is it true what they're saying? Were you really having carnal relations with another gentleman?
- Loretta: I'm a woman, Cleveland! I need some passion in my life! I need a real man, and Lord knows that ain't you!
- Cleveland: Well, I admit after a long day at work, I don't always come home with that "Reuniti on Ice, That's Nice" mentality. And for that, I apologize.
- Loretta: Apologize?! I cheat on you, and you apologize to me?!! Cleveland Brown, you are pathetic!
- Cleveland: I disagree, but I respect your condor.
- Loretta: (pushing Cleveland out the door) Good-bye, Cleveland!
- Cleveland: I love you.
- (Loretta slams the door in his face)
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