The Muppet Show theme
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From the episode: The Marrying Kind
Singers: Peter, Joe, Quagmire, Cleveland, Jesus, Consuela, Dr. Hartman, Tom Tucker, Joyce Kinney, Tricia Takanawa, Ollie Williams, Opie, Herbert, Bruce, Ida Davis, Seamus, Principal Shepherd, Al Harrington, Bert & Sheila, Carl, Elle Hitler, Wild West, Mort Goldman, Jerome
Voices: Seth MacFarlane, Mike Henry, Patrick Warburton, Chorus

Peter starts to sing "The Muppet Show theme" at The Drunken Clam after watching the show with Stewie in "The Marrying Kind". This soon spread it to a significant portion of the cast. Peter later revisits the song during a hotel breakfast buffet.

Lyrics

Peter: [softly] It's time to put on music

It's time to light the lights

It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight

Joe: What's that from?

Tom Tucker: It's time to put on makeup

Herbert: It's time to dress up right

Seamus: It's time to raise the curtain...

All three: ...on the Muppet Show tonight

Quagmire: Why do we always come here?

Cleveland: I guess we'll never know

Quagmire: It's like a kind of torture

Together: To have to watch the show

[Seamus drum solo]

Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland: So now let's get things started

Jerome and barflies: Why don't you get things started

Peter: It's time to get things started

Everyone: On the most sensational inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational

This is what we call the Muppet Show!

[Mort closes by blowing a ram's Horn]

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