|From the episode:||The Marrying Kind|
|Singers:||Peter, Joe, Quagmire, Cleveland, Jesus, Consuela, Dr. Hartman, Tom Tucker, Joyce Kinney, Tricia Takanawa, Ollie Williams, Opie, Herbert, Bruce, Ida Davis, Seamus, Principal Shepherd, Al Harrington, Bert & Sheila, Carl, Elle Hitler, Wild West, Mort Goldman, Jerome|
|Voices:||Seth MacFarlane, Mike Henry, Patrick Warburton, Chorus|
Peter starts to sing "The Muppet Show theme" at The Drunken Clam after watching the show with Stewie in "The Marrying Kind". This soon spread it to a significant portion of the cast. Peter later revisits the song during a hotel breakfast buffet.
Peter: [softly] It's time to put on music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight
Joe: What's that from?
Tom Tucker: It's time to put on makeup
Herbert: It's time to dress up right
Seamus: It's time to raise the curtain...
All three: ...on the Muppet Show tonight
Quagmire: Why do we always come here?
Cleveland: I guess we'll never know
Quagmire: It's like a kind of torture
Together: To have to watch the show
[Seamus drum solo]
Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland: So now let's get things started
Jerome and barflies: Why don't you get things started
Peter: It's time to get things started
Everyone: On the most sensational inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
[Mort closes by blowing a ram's Horn]