- [Peter is sitting in Cleveland's Deli when a mobster offers him do get a new car]
- Cleveland: Peter, you don't want to get involved with the mob.
- [The mobster goes to Cleveland and start pointing at him]
- Mobster: Who are you? Who are you? Who are you? Who are you?
- Cleveland: I'm the proprietor of this delicatessen.
- Mobster: Butt out, shlomo! All I need is you address. You can write it down on the back of my gun.
- Peter: Well, you do have an honest face!
- [Showing the mobster's close-up, revealing his gold tooth]
- Peter: Ah, Crap! I made a mistake. [He screws up the gun] You have another gun?
- [Peter has it's new car from the mob and is presenting it to Cleveland]
- Peter: Hey Cleveland, come here. Check out my on board-computer-navigation-system! Standard:
- Navigation-System: Left turn ahead.
- Peter: Spanish:
- Navigation-System: Va alla esquierda aya.
- Peter: Yaka Smirnoff:
- Navigation-System: [with a Russian accent] In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
- [Peter and Big Fat Paulie standinig outside the house and peter is supposed to tell him that they can't meet again]
- Peter: Ahm.. Big Fat Paulie, There's something I gotta tell ya. Err.. you ever stared up the night-sky and wondered if someone might be looking back at ya?
- Big Fat Paulie: No, but just in case. [He pulls down his pants and points his ass the sky] Look at this you freakin' aliens!
- [The camera pans aside, showing Bonnie who is taking out the trash, looking shocked at Big Fat Paulie's ass]
- Peter: Uhha.. Hi Bonnie, this is my friend Big Fat Paulie and this is his big fat ass.
- [Bonnie is turning around and goes back into the house without saying something]
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