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| From the episode: | The Dating Game |
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| Singers: | Peter Griffin, Joe Swanson, Cleveland Brown |
| Voices: | Seth MacFarlane, Patrick Warburton, Mike Henry |
"Tinder is Gross" is sung by Peter and the guys after they discover that Quagmire has become a 'sex-ghoul' after becoming addicted to the easy hook-ups on Tinder in "The Dating Game".
Lyrics[]
Peter: There was a time when you'd be more selective
When you were horny and feeling erective
Now one swipe and there's thousands to bone
All from a sex app you use on your phone
Cleveland: That's the Tinder!
Peter: A lot of sad, lonely gals who want babies
Three hundred pounders infested with scabies
Leather gimps who do nothing but moan
These are the weirdos you find on your phone
Joe: You know, a surprising number of them live near the airport.
Peter, Joe & Cleveland: Gonorrhea, HPV-a
You will catch a do-o-ose
Peter: Of blisters and itching and genital warts
'Cause Tinder makes you...so gross
And for kids it's kind of tragic
Sex for them has lost it's magic
Banging every Tom and Dick and Jack and Jill and Joan
And this also might surprise ya
All your married friends despise ya
'Cause we're not allowed to have an orgy through our phone
Peter, Joe & Cleveland: You're perverted, barely human
You're not even clo-o-ose
Peter: A filthy degenerate seeking a thrill
Your spirits and genitals run though the mill
With plenty of holes and prescriptions to fill
Peter, Joe & Cleveland: 'Cause Tinder makes you so gross!