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| From the episode: | In Harmony's Way |
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| Singers: | Peter Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, The All Five-Foot-One Black Albino Choir |
| Voices: | Seth MacFarlane, Studio Singers |
"Train on the Water, Boat on a Track" is sung by Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmire in "In Harmony's Way". Peter wrote the song before actually learning the difference between the two.
Lyrics
- Peter: Yesterday, I learned the difference between a train and a boat...I wrote this song before that.
- Together:
- Train on the water, boat on a track
- Train on the water, boat on a track
- Peter:
- My lady took a train across the Atlantic
- I hope it don't sink like the Titanic'
- Quagmire: I went to the station, caught a boat downtown
- I hope it don't fall off the track and I drown
- Peter: Ladies and gentlemen, the All Five-Foot-One Black Albino Choir!
- Choir: Train on the water, boat on a track
- Train on the water, boat on a track