Moses Griffin: All right, listen up. Before we go any further I wanna lay down a few rules, right? Commandment #1: Shut the hell up. Commandment #2: There's nothing I can do about the sun. Commandment #3: There are no more Jolly Ranchers, they're all gone. Commandment #4: When we pass a billboard, please don't read it out loud. Alright? Now come on, let's keep goin'!
Man 1: Oh, look at that! "Danny Gans, entertainer of the year".
Moses: What did I say?!
Man 2: "Hassle-free checking".
Man 3: "Man cow in the morning".
Moses: Shut up!
Chuggs: Hahaha! You're going down, man! [God farts] Aw dude, that is SICK!
God: YEAH!! UNDEFEATED!! Oh wait-wait, here comes another one. Quick, gimme your lighter.
[God's second fart results in the Big Bang]
God: Ahhh. Ya smell that?
Brian: What's the matter?
Peter: That wasn't oxygen, that was a tank of Tony Danza's breath! Ugh, wonder who got my oxygen tank.
Judith Light: Kiss me, Tony. I want your breath inside me. [turns knob, smooches oxygen tank] Hey!
Brian: Peter, what is that? [pan left to a panic room]
Peter: Well, I got the idea to build a panic room after I saw that movie, The Butterfly Effect. I thought, "Whoa, this is terrible. I wish I could escape where this movie couldn't find me." And then...
Lois: What the hell are we waiting for?!
Peter: But since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you. I did not care for The Godfather.
Peter: Did not care for The Godfather.
Chris: How can you even say that, dad?
Peter: Didn't like it.
Lois: Peter, it's so good! It's like the perfect movie!
Peter: This is what everyone always said. Whenever they say...