Vern and Johnny are two Vaudeville men that perform duets and acts together. They appeared randomly with Vern saying, "I'll tell you what's..". Their duets are not usually good, so Vern has to say, "Play me off, Johnny!". Johnny plays the piano in a tone that all the viewers are familiar with, the song being "Galloping Gertie" by Sam Fonteyn. Vern and Johnny were shot to death in FG504 "Saving Private Brian" by Stewie Griffin who subsequently turns to the viewers and says: "OK. They're dead. All right? We're not going to be seeing them again. Johnny has never spoken. It is revealed later that they do reappear in "Back to the Woods". Vern is now a ghost and Johnny is seen in Hell because as Vern says, "You probably wondering why Johnny's in hell......Johnny liked little boys" revealing that Johnny was a pedophile.
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- Blue - In Blue, it's Information about Vern
- Red - In Red, it's information about Johnny