- Chip: Her voice! It's like God sneezing!
- [After Chip has sex with Angela]
- Peter: [glumly] Welp, now we know. I can taste what he eats.
- Peter: Hey, I'm home. I got groceries.
- Lois: You what?
- Peter: Yeah, I was driving past there and we were out of some stuff, so I...
- Lois: [tackles Peter] You listen to me, you son of a bitch! I've got one thing in this lifetime! One thing! [punches Peter]
- Peter: You always say I never do anything around here!
- Lois: Yeah, I like saying that more than I like you doing things!
- Chris: Dad, I got the rest from the car. Where...
- Peter: Chris, run! You were right, she didn't appreciate it!
- Chris: Oh crap! [Runs off, Lois throws a can at him] Ow!
- Lois: That's right. I do groceries!
- Peter: Hey Lois, are you sure this place is for men?
- Lois: Yes, Peter. It's for everyone.
- Peter: Really? 'Cause this kinda looks like a dress.
- Lois: Peter, it's fine. Come on out. [Peter complies, Lois takes a picture of him in a dress] Ha, you gaybo!
- Peter: Lois, I weigh the same 293 pounds today that I weighed in grade school.
- Dr. Hartman: Nurse, have somebody fix that clock. It's very distracting.
- Stewie: Brian! Browser history! Clear it!
- Dr. Hartman: Mr. Griffin, you’re a lucky man. If it weren’t for Chip here, you would have lost your leg. The bad news is we did an X-Ray, and your body is full of a spooky skeleton man.
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| #01 | Finders Keepers | #08 | Christmas Guy | #15 | Secondhand Spoke | ||||||
| #02 | Vestigial Peter | #09 | Peter Problems | #16 | Herpe, the Love Sore | ||||||
| #03 | Quagmire's Quagmire | #10 | Grimm Job | #17 | The Most Interesting Man in the World | ||||||
| #04 | A Fistful of Meg | #11 | Brian's a Bad Father | #18 | Baby Got Black | ||||||
| #05 | Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee | #12 | Mom's the Word | #19 | Meg Stinks! | ||||||
| #06 | Life of Brian | #13 | 3 Acts of God | #20 | He's Bla-ack! | ||||||
| #07 | In Harmony's Way | #14 | Fresh Heir | #21 | Chap Stewie | ||||||