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:'''Peter as a child''': Why did all the dinosaurs die out? |
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:'''Man at Museum''': Because you touch yourself at night. |
:'''Man at Museum''': Because you touch yourself at night. |
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| + | :''[Knocking at the door and Lois is opening it, Peter is outside]'' |
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| + | :'''Peter''': Ahh, Lois, thank god it's you. The last three houses I went to were very rude. |
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| + | :'''Lois''': Have you been drinking? |
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| + | :'''Peter''': Well, yes I have, thank you. I've gotta find one of these silver scrolls, everyone is lookin' for 'em. |
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| + | :''[Mayor West's office where he is interrogating a bottle of Pantucket Patriot beer]'' |
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| + | :'''Adam West''': Allright, listen to me, you long-neck bastard. You give me the scroll and I'll make head of sanatation services for the entire city. It's a do-nothing-job sweetcake. |
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| + | :''[At a fraternity house]'' |
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| + | :'''[[Death]]''': Two more dead from alcohol poisoning. Mh.. lookin' for that scroll ha? Wouldn't mind finding that thing myself. |
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| + | :''[He opens a beer with his eye holes and drinks it. Than you see him barging out of the house to his his car]'' |
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| + | :'''Death''': Ahh, ah geez. Oh man, hope I don't get pulled over. Okay, be cool maintain. ''[He fasten his seatbelt, arange the mirrors, chews a gum, makes a bubble and egnite the engine]'' |
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| + | :'''Death''': Okay Death you can do this! |
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| + | :''[He starts and crashes directly into a policecar]'' |
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Revision as of 12:49, 23 March 2010
- Gynecologist Dr. Fred Rubin [to Lois regarding Alexis ]: Don't let her get to you. She asked for 'Pine Forest', I gave her 'New Car'.
- Jimmy: [Practicing his piano lessons with Lois]
- Stewie: Ugh, trying to watch the history channel here.
- Lois: Keep practicing Jimmy, I'll be right back.
- Stewie: Not talkin' to myself here
- Stewie: [Climbs down off couch and runs off screen - we hear punching noises - he runs back to the couch]
- Lois: OK, Jimmy... oh my God, what happened?
- Stewie: Yes Jimmie, what happened?
- Jimmy: Uh, uh... [glances back at Stewie]... I fell
- Peter as a child: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
- Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.
- [Knocking at the door and Lois is opening it, Peter is outside]
- Peter: Ahh, Lois, thank god it's you. The last three houses I went to were very rude.
- Lois: Have you been drinking?
- Peter: Well, yes I have, thank you. I've gotta find one of these silver scrolls, everyone is lookin' for 'em.
- [Mayor West's office where he is interrogating a bottle of Pantucket Patriot beer]
- Adam West: Allright, listen to me, you long-neck bastard. You give me the scroll and I'll make head of sanatation services for the entire city. It's a do-nothing-job sweetcake.
- [At a fraternity house]
- Death: Two more dead from alcohol poisoning. Mh.. lookin' for that scroll ha? Wouldn't mind finding that thing myself.
- [He opens a beer with his eye holes and drinks it. Than you see him barging out of the house to his his car]
- Death: Ahh, ah geez. Oh man, hope I don't get pulled over. Okay, be cool maintain. [He fasten his seatbelt, arange the mirrors, chews a gum, makes a bubble and egnite the engine]
- Death: Okay Death you can do this!
- [He starts and crashes directly into a policecar]
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