From the episode: | Road to Europe |
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Singers: | Brian, Stewie, chorus |
Voices: | Seth MacFarlane, chorus |
"You and I Are so Awfully Different", is a song sung by Brian and Stewie during "Road to Europe". It is performed in the streets of Saudi Arabia.
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Lyrics
- Both: You and I are so awfully diff'rent
- too awfully different, to ever be pals
- Stewie: Do you want to go first?
- Brian: Yeah, I'll go.
- Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade
- Stewie: Oh, you're one to talk.
- You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad
- Brian: Oh, one time
- Stewie: I've a style flair, just look at my hip hair
- Brian: Oh yeah, that's quite a nice 'do there
- Stewie: Oh thanks
- Brian: [as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog] For me to poop on!
- Stewie: What?
- Brian: [normal voice] Oh c'mon you look like Charlie Brown
- Stewie: Bite me, Snoopy
- Both: There's not...a whole lot...that we've got, to agree on
- Brian: 'Cause I love the strings of a classical score
- Stewie: And I like that singer who looks like a whore
- Brian: Ricky Martin?
- Stewie: Love him.
- Both: We're too different to ever be pals
- You and I are
- Locals: Dododo
- Both: so awfully different
- Locals: Dododo
- Both: Too awfully different
- Locals: Dododo
- Both: to ever be pals
- Locals: Dododo dodo dodo dooyo dodo
- Brian: Your head's as massive as a meteorite
- Stewie: Oh, very funny.
- You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light
- Brian: I bet money, you'll marry a honey
- Who's pretty and funny
- And her name will be Ted
- Stewie: Oh a gay joke!.
- Brian: I just work with what you give me.
- Both: You might think we're in sync
- But we stink, as a duo
- Brian: 'Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts
- Stewie: And you get a kick out of stroking your...
- Brian: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't say that on TV
- Stewie: What? Ego?
- Brian: Never mind
- Both: We're too different to ever be pals