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You and I are So Awfully Different
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From the episode: Road to Europe
Singers: Brian, Stewie, chorus
Voices: Seth MacFarlane, chorus

"You and I Are so Awfully Different", is a song sung by Brian and Stewie during "Road to Europe". It is performed in the streets of Saudi Arabia.

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Lyrics

Both: You and I are so awfully diff'rent
too awfully different, to ever be pals
Stewie: Do you want to go first?
Brian: Yeah, I'll go.
Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade
Stewie: Oh, you're one to talk.
You get a stiffy from Phylicia Rashad
Brian: Oh, one time
Stewie: I've a style flair, just look at my hip hair
Brian: Oh yeah, that's quite a nice 'do there
Stewie: Oh thanks
Brian: [as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog] For me to poop on!
Stewie: What?
Brian: [normal voice] Oh c'mon you look like Charlie Brown
Stewie: Bite me, Snoopy
Both: There's not...a whole lot...that we've got, to agree on
Brian: 'Cause I love the strings of a classical score
Stewie: And I like that singer who looks like a whore
Brian: Ricky Martin?
Stewie: Love him.
Both: We're too different to ever be pals
You and I are
Locals: Dododo
Both: so awfully different
Locals: Dododo
Both: Too awfully different
Locals: Dododo
Both: to ever be pals
Locals: Dododo dodo dodo dooyo dodo
Brian: Your head's as massive as a meteorite
Stewie: Oh, very funny.
You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light
Brian: I bet money, you'll marry a honey
Who's pretty and funny
And her name will be Ted
Stewie: Oh a gay joke!.
Brian: I just work with what you give me.
Both: You might think we're in sync
But we stink, as a duo
Brian: 'Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts
Stewie: And you get a kick out of stroking your...
Brian: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't say that on TV
Stewie: What? Ego?
Brian: Never mind
Both: We're too different to ever be pals
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